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MARTIN SCORSESE'S FILM "THE WOLF OF WALL STREET" BROKE A RECORD BY USING THE WORD "FUCK" OR "FUCKING" 506 TIMES.
THIS ACTUALLY BEATS THE RECORD 4
SET BY ME IN 2015, TRYING TO PUT AN IKEA CHAIR TOGETHER.
MARTIN SCORSESE'S FILM "THE WOLF OF WALL STREET" BROKE A RECORD BY USING THE WORD "FUCK" OR "FUCKING" 506 TIMES. THIS ACTUALLY BEATS THE RECORD 4 SET BY ME IN 2015, TRYING TO PUT AN IKEA CHAIR TOGETHER.
Me: I can't wait to sleep in tomorrow. The bird outside my window at Sam:
TOLD HIM WANTED TO WALK DOWN THE AISLE
HE SENT ME GROCERY SHOPPING
TOLD HIM WANTED TO WALK DOWN THE AISLE HE SENT ME GROCERY SHOPPING
Scientists have discovered that, on occasion, an octopus will "punch" a
fish for no reason other than spite.
Fuck them fish "
Scientists have discovered that, on occasion, an octopus will "punch" a fish for no reason other than spite. Fuck them fish "
Who needs a flower girl when you have money man
Me at work when anyone asks how I'm doing on a Monday morning Sorry to bother you
Australia's oldest man knits tiny sweaters for penguins injured in oil spills
dee
Australia's oldest man knits tiny sweaters for penguins injured in oil spills dee
Me: I wonder how hot it is today
Nick Lachey:
Me: I wonder how hot it is today Nick Lachey: