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When you are about to go out with the boys so your girl beats ya off to make sure you have no energy to chase hoes
ornerySake ornerySake
9 may
When you are about to go out with the boys so your girl beats ya off to make sure you have no energy to chase hoes
amil
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I assume a Peloton is like $10,000 so every time a person I know buys one I'm like holy shit is everyone a millionaire?! I will not look up the actual price
amil @amil I assume a Peloton is like $10,000 so every time a person I know buys one I'm like holy shit is everyone a millionaire?! I will not look up the actual price
Bacon IS the I Duct Tane of food
Bacon IS the I Duct Tane of food
A haiku about my life:
lam so tired
Where did all my money go
My back is hurting
A haiku about my life: lam so tired Where did all my money go My back is hurting
hate when I go out In public and the public is there.
ornerySake ornerySake
10 may
hate when I go out In public and the public is there.
Barber: what do you want?
He: dunno, man, but really like renaissance art
Barber: say no more
ornerySake ornerySake
10 may
Barber: what do you want? He: dunno, man, but really like renaissance art Barber: say no more
Facebook be like "a year ago today you thought this clown was your soulmate"
ornerySake ornerySake
10 may
Facebook be like "a year ago today you thought this clown was your soulmate"
If your momma, auntie, grandma etc. ever smoked cigarettes back in the day she had one of
these& tell me I'm lying
If your momma, auntie, grandma etc. ever smoked cigarettes back in the day she had one of these& tell me I'm lying
My Kid: feel like you're always making up rules and stuff.
Me: Like what?
My Kid: Like if don't clean my room a portal will open and take me to another dimension.
Me: Well that's what happened to your older brother.
My Kid: What older brother?
Me: Exactly.
ornerySake ornerySake
10 may
My Kid: feel like you're always making up rules and stuff. Me: Like what? My Kid: Like if don't clean my room a portal will open and take me to another dimension. Me: Well that's what happened to your older brother. My Kid: What older brother? Me: Exactly.
TENCHER TALDIME LO HEVER GET PAIB TARE OUT A WINDOW .ALL DAY GUESS PWON THAT ROUND
TENCHER TALDIME LO HEVER GET PAIB TARE OUT A WINDOW .ALL DAY GUESS PWON THAT ROUND