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I understand how you get Bob from Robert, &
Bill from William, but how do you get Dick from Richard?
I understand how you get Bob from Robert, & Bill from William, but how do you get Dick from Richard?
WTF is this???
Porn???
Go get Dressed idiot!
WTF is this??? Porn??? Go get Dressed idiot!
And just like that, the wife and I were banned from the neighborhood cookouts
And just like that, the wife and I were banned from the neighborhood cookouts
CHRISTMAS TREE FOR SALE!
see
OWARFS. FATHER CHRISTMAS AND FUEH THE
CHRISTMAS TREE FOR SALE! see OWARFS. FATHER CHRISTMAS AND FUEH THE
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He bao> ondd ap ontme tgo
Not good the doctor fucking
violated me
Omg what happened
The doctor gave me a prostate exam
Yeah and I am sure it wasn't that bad
Well he shoved his fingers deep into my sewer canal and I fucking nutted, I knocked everything onto the ground and then I collapsed and
as I fell I fucking farted
Delivered
We are never going to that doctor again EVER
715 He bao> ondd ap ontme tgo Not good the doctor fucking violated me Omg what happened The doctor gave me a prostate exam Yeah and I am sure it wasn't that bad Well he shoved his fingers deep into my sewer canal and I fucking nutted, I knocked everything onto the ground and then I collapsed and as I fell I fucking farted Delivered We are never going to that doctor again EVER
A virgin birth can believe, but finding three wise men'
A virgin birth can believe, but finding three wise men'
I was walking home last night and decided to take a short cut through the cemetery...3 girls walked up to me and explained that they were scared to walk past the cemetery at night,so I agreed to let them walk along with me.! told them "I understand...l used to get freaked out too when I was alive,"
"al ieee I Never seen anyone run so fast
I was walking home last night and decided to take a short cut through the cemetery...3 girls walked up to me and explained that they were scared to walk past the cemetery at night,so I agreed to let them walk along with me.! told them "I understand...l used to get freaked out too when I was alive," "al ieee I Never seen anyone run so fast
'For the last time, Junior, stop blowing
ilk Vars'ra nivinea ma nac"
'For the last time, Junior, stop blowing ilk Vars'ra nivinea ma nac"
PM SO FUCKING GLAD MET ALL OF YOU AT THIS POINT IN MY LIFE
Ne
THERE IS NO CHANCE IN HELL MY MOTHER WOULD
HAVE LET ME PLAY WITH
PM SO FUCKING GLAD MET ALL OF YOU AT THIS POINT IN MY LIFE Ne THERE IS NO CHANCE IN HELL MY MOTHER WOULD HAVE LET ME PLAY WITH