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I'm only responsible for what I say,
not for what you understand.
- John Wayne
I'm only responsible for what I say, not for what you understand. - John Wayne
nota smart man but lam why would bacteria on Mars he considered "proof of life"
when a HEARTBEAT an Earth ien'tS
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nota smart man but lam why would bacteria on Mars he considered "proof of life" when a HEARTBEAT an Earth ien'tS
THE TOOTH FAIRY WAS LITTLE OAIN LAST
THE TOOTH FAIRY WAS LITTLE OAIN LAST
me: babe are you mad?
her: no
me: ight
her: I just think it's funny that...
me: babe are you mad? her: no me: ight her: I just think it's funny that...
I heard about history repeating itself but this thing
has got to
stop!
I heard about history repeating itself but this thing has got to stop!
Bliry par tin~
Bliry par tin~
Send me your funny videos for a chance to have them shared on
here
Send me your funny videos for a chance to have them shared on here
When you spend your whole shift looking at memes, taking naps and eating poorly.
When you spend your whole shift looking at memes, taking naps and eating poorly.
H: What is that you're having for lunch?
Me: fruit salad
H: That's funny, it looks like a sangria.
Me: huh, weird *sips fruit salad*
H: What is that you're having for lunch? Me: fruit salad H: That's funny, it looks like a sangria. Me: huh, weird *sips fruit salad*
Caught having sex by our daughter. We calmly told her we were making her a brother. She said "Do it doggy style want a
puppy'
Caught having sex by our daughter. We calmly told her we were making her a brother. She said "Do it doggy style want a puppy'