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My army is ready, we attack at nightfall
My army is ready, we attack at nightfall
Smiling gives you wrinkles.
Resting bitch face keeps you pretty.
Smiling gives you wrinkles. Resting bitch face keeps you pretty.
The only person
I'm really scared of is myself.
That bitch is crazy.
WIT TUPES
The only person I'm really scared of is myself. That bitch is crazy. WIT TUPES
THE ORIGINAL SUPERMAN AND LOIS LANE! WHO REMEMBERS???
THE ORIGINAL SUPERMAN AND LOIS LANE! WHO REMEMBERS???
When I'm at the store and getting something.
I grab the one behind it because I think there's something wrong with the one in front.
WIT
When I'm at the store and getting something. I grab the one behind it because I think there's something wrong with the one in front. WIT
DRIVER: "WHAT AM SUPPOSED TO DO WITH, THIS SPEEDING TICKETS"
OFFIGER: "KEEP IT, WHEN YOU COLLECT TRERD CET RR RIPYPIE"
DRIVER: "WHAT AM SUPPOSED TO DO WITH, THIS SPEEDING TICKETS" OFFIGER: "KEEP IT, WHEN YOU COLLECT TRERD CET RR RIPYPIE"
Why yes, I do smile a little when karma pays a visit
to someone who so desperately deserves it.
WATT Qn)
Why yes, I do smile a little when karma pays a visit to someone who so desperately deserves it. WATT Qn)
I could use
a foot massage, three donuts, and an orgasm.
I could use a foot massage, three donuts, and an orgasm.
day you will\
Your how overcome what
You're going
now, oF someore .
and.
else' wide.
day you will\ Your how overcome what You're going now, oF someore . and. else' wide.
SHOUT OUT TO ALL THE
BEAUTIFUL WOMEN THAT
DON'T NEED BE NAKED TO GET A MAN'S ATTENTION...
STAY BEAUTIFUL STAY CLASSY!
SHOUT OUT TO ALL THE BEAUTIFUL WOMEN THAT DON'T NEED BE NAKED TO GET A MAN'S ATTENTION... STAY BEAUTIFUL STAY CLASSY!