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ALL OF & SUDDEN
EVERYBODY HAS BECOME SHELDON
ALL OF & SUDDEN EVERYBODY HAS BECOME SHELDON
@DavidSven
We pay my oldest $1 every time he reads a book. We're talking 160 page chapter books.
I'm out $120 this year and he thinks he's ripping me off. Best investment ever.
@DavidSven We pay my oldest $1 every time he reads a book. We're talking 160 page chapter books. I'm out $120 this year and he thinks he's ripping me off. Best investment ever.
Jenna Ketter
@jenna_ketter
Ok so hear me out.......
Tinder, but for dogs in animal shelters that need adopted.
Jenna Ketter @jenna_ketter Ok so hear me out....... Tinder, but for dogs in animal shelters that need adopted.
While all the other dogs in the park were playing around, he read book with his
human
fl
While all the other dogs in the park were playing around, he read book with his human fl
Was on my way to being a Gen college grad, then my parents graduated 5 months before me. Proud
son fe
@allthingsgoodco
Was on my way to being a Gen college grad, then my parents graduated 5 months before me. Proud son fe @allthingsgoodco
luis
why do i see a medium rare steak
Best Of Minnesota @BestPixMN Tettegouche State Park.
luis why do i see a medium rare steak Best Of Minnesota @BestPixMN Tettegouche State Park.
Malta told her father she had a date, Obama said "Where we going?"
Malta told her father she had a date, Obama said "Where we going?"
everyone calls you Cass and just assumes it's short for Cassandra, but really your name is Casserole
everyone calls you Cass and just assumes it's short for Cassandra, but really your name is Casserole
What's the highest thing you've ever done?? One time I put a cup of water in the microwave and the cup was too tall to fit so I dumped some water out and tried to put it back in because I thought that would make it fit LMAOOOO
@alondradagreat
Replying to @icexqueen i showered w my towel bc the water was
"too cold" LMFAO
What's the highest thing you've ever done?? One time I put a cup of water in the microwave and the cup was too tall to fit so I dumped some water out and tried to put it back in because I thought that would make it fit LMAOOOO @alondradagreat Replying to @icexqueen i showered w my towel bc the water was "too cold" LMFAO
8 yo was asked to sign a contract to agree to class rules at school. She said to the teacher, "It's not a valid contract if I don't have a choice."
8 yo was asked to sign a contract to agree to class rules at school. She said to the teacher, "It's not a valid contract if I don't have a choice."