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Warning:
Do not take anything
I say seriously until
I've had my coffee.
Warning: Do not take anything I say seriously until I've had my coffee.
When you try to bake a rainbow cake and it ends up looking like unicorn's
When you try to bake a rainbow cake and it ends up looking like unicorn's
Oh sweetie,
Monsters are real
And they look like people
Oh sweetie, Monsters are real And they look like people
I gotta see the tacos first. Then I get in the van.
I'm not stupid.
I gotta see the tacos first. Then I get in the van. I'm not stupid.
THEY SAY YOU WILL EAT AROUND 23
SPIDERS IN YOUR LIFETIME.
BUT REALLY YOU CAN EAT AS MANY AS YOU WANT.
TREAT YOURSELF, YOU DESERVE IT.
THEY SAY YOU WILL EAT AROUND 23 SPIDERS IN YOUR LIFETIME. BUT REALLY YOU CAN EAT AS MANY AS YOU WANT. TREAT YOURSELF, YOU DESERVE IT.
PUSH YOURSELF. DO 15
PUSH-UPS INSTEAD OF INSTEAD 0.
RUN 3 MILES INSTEAD GF EAT OF AN ENTIRE JUST ONE CARE PIECE. BURN OF JUST ONE PIECE. BURN YOUR EX'S HOUSE DOWN. I BELIEVE IN YiIU.
PUSH YOURSELF. DO 15 PUSH-UPS INSTEAD OF INSTEAD 0. RUN 3 MILES INSTEAD GF EAT OF AN ENTIRE JUST ONE CARE PIECE. BURN OF JUST ONE PIECE. BURN YOUR EX'S HOUSE DOWN. I BELIEVE IN YiIU.
BEFORE I AGREE TO 2021,
I NEED TO SEE SOME TERMS & CONDITIONS
BEFORE I AGREE TO 2021, I NEED TO SEE SOME TERMS & CONDITIONS
Sir I have been trying to reach you
APB
About your extended car warranty
Sir I have been trying to reach you APB About your extended car warranty
Wow, already December? Time flies when you've been drunk since March
Wow, already December? Time flies when you've been drunk since March