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Type of selfies she be sending when she wants you to come home
Type of selfies she be sending when she wants you to come home
Me cleaning my room and finding drugs I thought already did.
Me cleaning my room and finding drugs I thought already did.
"TO THE MOON"
if
"TO THE MOON" if
when you're chubby but still kinda athletic...
when you're chubby but still kinda athletic...
I bet that was exciting.
I bet that was exciting.
Yeah, sex is good but have you ever watched Joffrey die?
Yeah, sex is good but have you ever watched Joffrey die?
YOU CAN MILK ANYTHING WITH NIPPLES.
have nipples, Greg
Can you milk me?
YOU CAN MILK ANYTHING WITH NIPPLES. have nipples, Greg Can you milk me?
"Woo-hoo!
Party rock is in the house tonight!"
"I'm so fucking sad.
I just want my dad back."
*gets denied service walking up to the Taco Bell drive-thru window*
"Woo-hoo! Party rock is in the house tonight!" "I'm so fucking sad. I just want my dad back." *gets denied service walking up to the Taco Bell drive-thru window*
WHEN IT'S SCHOOL PICTURE DAY, BUT YOU GOTTA SELL A 73 CUTLASS SUPREME AT
WHEN IT'S SCHOOL PICTURE DAY, BUT YOU GOTTA SELL A 73 CUTLASS SUPREME AT