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Never trust someone who isn't kind to animals.
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Never trust someone who isn't kind to animals. @SpiritualAsylum
After seeing the Earth from the moon, Neil Armstrong said it changed his perception of humanity. Before there were arbitrary divisions and strife, but afterwards he only saw one people, all losers who hadn't been on the moon ever.
After seeing the Earth from the moon, Neil Armstrong said it changed his perception of humanity. Before there were arbitrary divisions and strife, but afterwards he only saw one people, all losers who hadn't been on the moon ever.
Don't believe what you see in the cartoons.
No matter how hard
you throw a toilet plunger, it won't actually stick to someone's face. Don't ask me how know this.
Don't believe what you see in the cartoons. No matter how hard you throw a toilet plunger, it won't actually stick to someone's face. Don't ask me how know this.
Why art thou wearing thy full
armour, good Sir Knight?
Art thou off to do battle in the
Crusades?
Nay my lady. I'm
"give my cat
Why art thou wearing thy full armour, good Sir Knight? Art thou off to do battle in the Crusades? Nay my lady. I'm "give my cat
When you have gym at 6 but you need to rob from the rich to give to the poor at 8
When you have gym at 6 but you need to rob from the rich to give to the poor at 8
came home & my dog peed a little because he was happy to see me. None of my friends pee when they see me. I'm surrounded by fakes.
came home & my dog peed a little because he was happy to see me. None of my friends pee when they see me. I'm surrounded by fakes.
"You go talk to kindergarteners or first grade kids, you find a class full of science enthusiasts.
And they ask deep questions! They ask: "What is a dream, why do we have toes, why is the moon round, what is the birthday of the world, why is the grass green?" These are profound, important questions! They just bubble right out of them.
You go talk to 12th graders and there's none of that. They've become incurious. Something terrible has happened between kindergarten
"You go talk to kindergarteners or first grade kids, you find a class full of science enthusiasts. And they ask deep questions! They ask: "What is a dream, why do we have toes, why is the moon round, what is the birthday of the world, why is the grass green?" These are profound, important questions! They just bubble right out of them. You go talk to 12th graders and there's none of that. They've become incurious. Something terrible has happened between kindergarten
Me: Mom, let me introduce my girlfriend.
Mom: You couldn't find anything better?
Me: Leave me alone, love her.
Mom: Shut up! Im speaking to her.
Me: Mom, let me introduce my girlfriend. Mom: You couldn't find anything better? Me: Leave me alone, love her. Mom: Shut up! Im speaking to her.
Do you think sand is called sand because
its between the sea and land? You sure there's only tabacco in that
Do you think sand is called sand because its between the sea and land? You sure there's only tabacco in that
PEOPLE: "YOU LOOK SO UNAPPROACHABLE"
ME: "AND YET. HERE YOU ARE"
PEOPLE: "YOU LOOK SO UNAPPROACHABLE" ME: "AND YET. HERE YOU ARE"