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txcntrylivin11 txcntrylivin11
10 mar
chained deg LS
WHEN YOUR FAVORITE SONG COMES ON
TopHat TopHat
10 mar
WHEN YOUR FAVORITE SONG COMES ON
When you're halfway thru your rectal exam and remember you're at the dentist..
When you're halfway thru your rectal exam and remember you're at the dentist..
When you're the only dude who brought weed to the party
PhilBryant PhilBryant
10 may
When you're the only dude who brought weed to the party
Person: Breakfast is the most important meal
Me: The most important meal is the one you eat before drinking so you don't get drunk too early
Person: Breakfast is the most important meal Me: The most important meal is the one you eat before drinking so you don't get drunk too early
KIDS TODAY ARE SOFT. I DIED ONCE WHEN I WAS FIVE, AND MY MOM MADE ME WALK IT OFF_
KIDS TODAY ARE SOFT. I DIED ONCE WHEN I WAS FIVE, AND MY MOM MADE ME WALK IT OFF_
SEX EDUCATION 101
SHOULD DENTURES BE REMOVED BEFORE
xxxxxxx xxxxxxx
3 apr
SEX EDUCATION 101 SHOULD DENTURES BE REMOVED BEFORE
MR. POTATO HEAD HAS RESPONDED...
TO THE CANCEL CULTURE MOB.
cliff cliff
10 mar
MR. POTATO HEAD HAS RESPONDED... TO THE CANCEL CULTURE MOB.
SLEEP \
WELL GASICALLY, ONE SHEEP,
SIEEP, COW,
Bdharqe Bdharqe
13 mar
SLEEP \ WELL GASICALLY, ONE SHEEP, SIEEP, COW,
Me: I need to find a girl thats different...
Her:
George6 George6
10 mar
Me: I need to find a girl thats different... Her:
IT AMAZES ME HOW MUCH OF MY DAILY ENERGY GOES INTO TRYING NOT TO BE A BITCH.
@KAREN.DISAPPROVES
IT AMAZES ME HOW MUCH OF MY DAILY ENERGY GOES INTO TRYING NOT TO BE A BITCH. @KAREN.DISAPPROVES
LOST
VERY LOST>
LOST VERY LOST>
Epic
Me: Goodnight kids
Kids: Goodnight
Me: Goodnight monster that eats children who are naughty
Partner: [through walkie talkie placed under the bed] GOODNIGHT
kristisun1976 kristisun1976
6 mar
Epic Me: Goodnight kids Kids: Goodnight Me: Goodnight monster that eats children who are naughty Partner: [through walkie talkie placed under the bed] GOODNIGHT
The first thing a man looks at ina woman is her heart. The fact that her tits are in front her heart is NOT OUR FAULT
IuzkuMidorya
9 mar
The first thing a man looks at ina woman is her heart. The fact that her tits are in front her heart is NOT OUR FAULT
TASTES LIKE ASS
Rikkeej Rikkeej
7 mar
TASTES LIKE ASS
AT SOME POINT IN YOUR CHILDHOOD, YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS WENT OUTSIDE TO PLAY TOGETHER FOR THE LAST TIME, AND NOBODY KNEW IT.
AT SOME POINT IN YOUR CHILDHOOD, YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS WENT OUTSIDE TO PLAY TOGETHER FOR THE LAST TIME, AND NOBODY KNEW IT.
TRis desertus stupid. Tnney need
to nut a drinkrrne
TRis desertus stupid. Tnney need to nut a drinkrrne
"MANKIND'S ARE NUMBERE
"Your HUBRIS HAS ANGERED
"MANKIND'S ARE NUMBERE "Your HUBRIS HAS ANGERED
IRS
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Don't start this shit, your money coming... Bye!!!
For more information on the eligibility rules, see our Frequently
Asked Questions page.
EXIT
IRS Payment Status Not Available Don't start this shit, your money coming... Bye!!! For more information on the eligibility rules, see our Frequently Asked Questions page. EXIT
I LOVE RUMORS.
I ALWAYS FIND OUT AMAZING THINGS ABOUT
MYSELF I
NEVER KNEW.
Up
Talking
I LOVE RUMORS. I ALWAYS FIND OUT AMAZING THINGS ABOUT MYSELF I NEVER KNEW. Up Talking