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"Ant: sex" beds at the Olympics
Me replying back a week and a half later: "I'm fine and you"
Me replying back a week and a half later: "I'm fine and you"
MEN DONT LISTEN BECAUSE
TITS DON'T TALK
RudeAndDirtyJokes4 RudeAndDirtyJokes4
7 dec 2020
MEN DONT LISTEN BECAUSE TITS DON'T TALK
I have gained their trust
(via theblessedone)
Happyfi5h Happyfi5h
10 mar
I have gained their trust (via theblessedone)
If u need a friend, message me, need a laugh, call me, need a hug, stop by my house, need money, this number is no longer in service.
If u need a friend, message me, need a laugh, call me, need a hug, stop by my house, need money, this number is no longer in service.
I WATCHED A DOG CHASE ITS TAIL THINKING DOGS ARE EASILY AMUSED
a,
THEN REALIZED WAS WATCHING NDOG CHASEITS TAIL.
wackygroups90s wackygroups90s
5 jun
I WATCHED A DOG CHASE ITS TAIL THINKING DOGS ARE EASILY AMUSED a, THEN REALIZED WAS WATCHING NDOG CHASEITS TAIL.
PEOPLE SAID "FOLLOW YOUR
DREAMS
I WENT
TO SLEEP
PEOPLE SAID "FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS I WENT TO SLEEP
Put your hand in the box,
Paul
lettuceWellTh lettuceWellTh
20 mar
Put your hand in the box, Paul
TODAY'S GENERATION HAS NO IDEA ABOUT THIS NT:
corporate90spage corporate90spage
13 mar
TODAY'S GENERATION HAS NO IDEA ABOUT THIS NT:
WHEN YOUR GRANDMA FINDS.
OUT THAT YOU DIDN'T HAVE ANY E BREAKFASTs:
Romethetoker Romethetoker
29 dec 2020
WHEN YOUR GRANDMA FINDS. OUT THAT YOU DIDN'T HAVE ANY E BREAKFASTs:
THIS IS A POLIGE CAR
IT tS BRIGHTLY COLORED AND MARKED SO IT CAN BE LOCATED BY CITIZENS IN NEED OF HELP
THIS IS A ROAD PIRATE
IT WELL HIDDEN FROM THE PUBLIC SO IT CAN EXTORT AS MUCH REVENUE FROM THEM AS POSSIBLE
robot4h3r robot4h3r
12 mar
THIS IS A POLIGE CAR IT tS BRIGHTLY COLORED AND MARKED SO IT CAN BE LOCATED BY CITIZENS IN NEED OF HELP THIS IS A ROAD PIRATE IT WELL HIDDEN FROM THE PUBLIC SO IT CAN EXTORT AS MUCH REVENUE FROM THEM AS POSSIBLE
you
us what?
can er for some Dismeyt+
EdwardSmith EdwardSmith
12 mar
you us what? can er for some Dismeyt+
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Can you die from sitting on the floor to play with your kid, because I just tried to get up and it feels like you can die from it.
How ToBeADad
of Can you die from sitting on the floor to play with your kid, because I just tried to get up and it feels like you can die from it. How ToBeADad
ch TikTok Wait for it...
When a big tittied babe from the group sends you nudes outta the blue
When a big tittied babe from the group sends you nudes outta the blue
Every family has one weird relative.
If you don't know who it is, then it's probably you.
Every family has one weird relative. If you don't know who it is, then it's probably you.
Disappointment
(noun)
Running into a wall with an erection and breaking your nose
mean_plotbruv mean_plotbruv
18 mar
Disappointment (noun) Running into a wall with an erection and breaking your nose
You get to go on summer vacation here with your @
@myjesusjam
You get to go on summer vacation here with your @ @myjesusjam
That one friend that's too weird for you
too handle
That one friend that's too weird for you too handle
My wife yelled from upstairs and asked, "Do you ever get a shooting
pain across your body, like
someone's got a voodo doll
of you and they're stabbing it?"
replied "No..."
She responded:
"How about now?"
poised_humorrude poised_humorrude
15 mar
My wife yelled from upstairs and asked, "Do you ever get a shooting pain across your body, like someone's got a voodo doll of you and they're stabbing it?" replied "No..." She responded: "How about now?"
DEAR ALGEBRA,
PLEASE STOP ASKING US TO FIND YOUR X. SHE'S NEVER COMING BACK AND DON'T ASK Y.
DEAR ALGEBRA, PLEASE STOP ASKING US TO FIND YOUR X. SHE'S NEVER COMING BACK AND DON'T ASK Y.