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Julia has two passions in life: cannabis and horses
Julia has two passions in life: cannabis and horses
When your grandma tells your mom to leave you alone
When your grandma tells your mom to leave you alone
"Runneth up bitch"
want theen hende:
"Runneth up bitch" want theen hende:
The older I get, the more often I find myself hesitating to throw out a used
Ziploc bag because it isn't even that dirty
The older I get, the more often I find myself hesitating to throw out a used Ziploc bag because it isn't even that dirty
ar,
They said they are grilling
hotdogs!
RobertCrowley RobertCrowley
18 mar
ar, They said they are grilling hotdogs!
When you say a swear word and turn around and there's a teacher behind you.
TopHat TopHat
9 mar
When you say a swear word and turn around and there's a teacher behind you.
IF YOU HAVE GRASS CLIPPINGS AND SNOW IN YOUR YARD THE SAME TIME
YOU MIGHT LIVE IN UTAH!
IF YOU HAVE GRASS CLIPPINGS AND SNOW IN YOUR YARD THE SAME TIME YOU MIGHT LIVE IN UTAH!
So my daughter just bought a house that was built in late 1800's we found this and she threw it out, I got it out of the trash
and let the games begin
So my daughter just bought a house that was built in late 1800's we found this and she threw it out, I got it out of the trash and let the games begin
SOMEONE RAN UP TO ME,
THREW SKITTLES AT ME AND SAID,
"TASTE THE RAINBOW HAHAHAHAAHA!"
'SO, I HIT HIM WITH MY CAR,
PARKED, THEN SAID, "NATIONWIDE IS ON YOUR SIDE!"
KristinaWood
7 mar
SOMEONE RAN UP TO ME, THREW SKITTLES AT ME AND SAID, "TASTE THE RAINBOW HAHAHAHAAHA!" 'SO, I HIT HIM WITH MY CAR, PARKED, THEN SAID, "NATIONWIDE IS ON YOUR SIDE!"
Daniel Munro @
@dk_munro
Middle aged happiness is discovering that the next load of laundry to fold is just 8 bath towels
and not 46 pieces of small human clothes.
Daniel Munro @ @dk_munro Middle aged happiness is discovering that the next load of laundry to fold is just 8 bath towels and not 46 pieces of small human clothes.
Trying to get Chase off of me
satan explaining how the hot goth chick sacrificed me after I fell asleep
\4
look, you were heading here anyways
Rikkeej Rikkeej
18 nov 2020
satan explaining how the hot goth chick sacrificed me after I fell asleep \4 look, you were heading here anyways
I'm going to pray God, like don't mom stop, oh oh
God, oh God, don't stop, oh
God, Jesus yes, oh god!
WOLVERINE
18 mar
I'm going to pray God, like don't mom stop, oh oh God, oh God, don't stop, oh God, Jesus yes, oh god!
mum before using a bad word
I DON'T ALWAYS GET BLOCKED ON FACE BOOK
BUT WHEN DO IT'S GOOD INDICATION, I WAS RIGHT AND THEY COULDN'T HANDLE IT.
desiloo desiloo
6 mar
I DON'T ALWAYS GET BLOCKED ON FACE BOOK BUT WHEN DO IT'S GOOD INDICATION, I WAS RIGHT AND THEY COULDN'T HANDLE IT.
Somebody' been working, out!
Somebody' been working, out!
WHEN GET DISRESPECTED, I
DISRESPECTFUL
WHEN GET DISRESPECTED, I DISRESPECTFUL
Scars remind us that the past is real
Scars remind us that the past is real
Having a bad day?
Check this out
taniaye taniaye
7 mar
Having a bad day? Check this out
This is what happens when your
Grandpa is a homicide detective and left to babysit
This is what happens when your Grandpa is a homicide detective and left to babysit