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PPALLONTO NIGHT THE FIRST TIME SHOW, EVER I MY DID STAND-UP TEACHER WAS IN LIKE, THE "I'M HIGH SCHOOL TALENT SHOW, MY TEACHER WAS LIKE, "I'M SEE YOU ON THE TONIGHT SHOW ONE DAY." SO FLEW HIM OUT.
it's all here
i trust you rought the 'nip
it's all here i trust you rought the 'nip
SLEEP \
WELL GASICALLY, ONE SHEEP,
SIEEP, COW,
Bdharqe Bdharqe
13 mar
SLEEP \ WELL GASICALLY, ONE SHEEP, SIEEP, COW,
Bob Janke
@Bob_Janke
Googled Tony Hawk to see what everyone was talking about but accidentally typed Tiny Hawk...
Bob Janke @Bob_Janke Googled Tony Hawk to see what everyone was talking about but accidentally typed Tiny Hawk...
When the house is a wreck, the sink is full of dishes, six loads of laundry need to be folded, you're out of milk and you just lay on the couch like:
When the house is a wreck, the sink is full of dishes, six loads of laundry need to be folded, you're out of milk and you just lay on the couch like:
Me during the week: my body is a temple. No carbs, lots of water. Gotta look right
Me on the weekend: my body is a frat house. MEXICAN FOOD AND MARGS til I die. Pizza for breakfast. Who wants to get mimosas
Me during the week: my body is a temple. No carbs, lots of water. Gotta look right Me on the weekend: my body is a frat house. MEXICAN FOOD AND MARGS til I die. Pizza for breakfast. Who wants to get mimosas
SOMEOKE TO
SURE, SHOW
Aletha Aletha
12 mar
SOMEOKE TO SURE, SHOW
Things that made my toddler cry this week:
- I wouldn't let the dog drive him to daycare
- the bath was "too wet"
he wanted syrup for breakfast... .just syrup
- his sister "keeps looking at him"
- he wants shoes like his friend
Jacob (there is no Jacob)
How about your kid?
Things that made my toddler cry this week: - I wouldn't let the dog drive him to daycare - the bath was "too wet" he wanted syrup for breakfast... .just syrup - his sister "keeps looking at him" - he wants shoes like his friend Jacob (there is no Jacob) How about your kid?
ANOTHER ROUGH
SATURDAY NIGHT IN
SueButton
21 mar
ANOTHER ROUGH SATURDAY NIGHT IN
DEAR LIFE,
COULD YOU AT LEAST START USING LUBRICANT?
DEAR LIFE, COULD YOU AT LEAST START USING LUBRICANT?
SHE GAVE BIRTH
TO 12 PUPPIES22
320solutions 320solutions
18 mar
SHE GAVE BIRTH TO 12 PUPPIES22
A homeless boy tried to sell flowers to tourist and when he saw him barefoot, he took him to buy shoes
A homeless boy tried to sell flowers to tourist and when he saw him barefoot, he took him to buy shoes
Instead of finding a new form of social media we should all go back to bonfires, night fishin, tailgate parties, porch sittin and cruisin with the radio playing.
Instead of finding a new form of social media we should all go back to bonfires, night fishin, tailgate parties, porch sittin and cruisin with the radio playing.
maybe if you spent as much time with me as you did staring at memes we'd still be dating
Wow this is going to make a good meme
70sguy 70sguy
21 mar
maybe if you spent as much time with me as you did staring at memes we'd still be dating Wow this is going to make a good meme
ARE OFTEN IN THERAPY
PEOPLE IN THERAPY
TO DEAL WITh
THE PEOPLE IN THEIR LIVES
WHO WON'T GO TO THERAPY
ARE OFTEN IN THERAPY PEOPLE IN THERAPY TO DEAL WITh THE PEOPLE IN THEIR LIVES WHO WON'T GO TO THERAPY
JUST BECAUSE BAD
le
DOESN'T MEAN IT WON'T BEA GOOD TIME
williamslucas williamslucas
26 jun
JUST BECAUSE BAD le DOESN'T MEAN IT WON'T BEA GOOD TIME
I have learned that when sadness comes to visit me, all I can do
is say "I see
you." I spend some
time with it,
get up, and say goodbye.
I don't push it away.
I own it. And because I own it, I let it go.
I have learned that when sadness comes to visit me, all I can do is say "I see you." I spend some time with it, get up, and say goodbye. I don't push it away. I own it. And because I own it, I let it go.
She says, "How hard can installing a door be?"
I'm not gonna say anything
She says, "How hard can installing a door be?" I'm not gonna say anything
MEDICAL FACT: IF A WOMAN DRINKS TWO GLASSES OF WINE A DAY, IT INCREASES THE CHANCE OF A STROKE
IF YOU LET HER FINISH THE BOTTLE.
SHE'LL PROBABLY SUCK IT AS WELL.
Rikkeej Rikkeej
6 jun
MEDICAL FACT: IF A WOMAN DRINKS TWO GLASSES OF WINE A DAY, IT INCREASES THE CHANCE OF A STROKE IF YOU LET HER FINISH THE BOTTLE. SHE'LL PROBABLY SUCK IT AS WELL.
WARM WEATHER IS JUST ARQUND
THE CORNER, FELLAS.
QON'T LEE AS? SUNGRESS COST YOU
$70.000 CHILD SUPPOR? THIS SUMMER
xman2k
11 mar
WARM WEATHER IS JUST ARQUND THE CORNER, FELLAS. QON'T LEE AS? SUNGRESS COST YOU $70.000 CHILD SUPPOR? THIS SUMMER
I WATCHED A DOG CHASE ITS TAIL THINKING DOGS ARE EASILY AMUSED
a,
THEN REALIZED WAS WATCHING NDOG CHASEITS TAIL.
wackygroups90s wackygroups90s
5 jun
I WATCHED A DOG CHASE ITS TAIL THINKING DOGS ARE EASILY AMUSED a, THEN REALIZED WAS WATCHING NDOG CHASEITS TAIL.