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CAN'T BELIEVE MY EYES
don't put your business on fb & then tell us to mind our business. fool, im on season 3, episode 4 of your bullshit
don't put your business on fb & then tell us to mind our business. fool, im on season 3, episode 4 of your bullshit
THINGS ARE NOT ALWAYS WHAT THEY SEEM
THE DEER ISN'T CROSSING THE ROAD THE ROAD IS CROSSING
THE FOREST
THINGS ARE NOT ALWAYS WHAT THEY SEEM THE DEER ISN'T CROSSING THE ROAD THE ROAD IS CROSSING THE FOREST
Reasons to fuck with older women
@ They can actually cook
@ They dont want more kids
@ They dont play games
@ They love sex
@ They not always in the streets
@ They always want to feed you
@ They like to travel
@ They dont do drama
@ They have their own money
@ You'll learn alot from their experiences
Reasons to fuck with older women @ They can actually cook @ They dont want more kids @ They dont play games @ They love sex @ They not always in the streets @ They always want to feed you @ They like to travel @ They dont do drama @ They have their own money @ You'll learn alot from their experiences
McDonald's isn't messin around
McDonald's isn't messin around
The Original Smart Phone
BearWarrior BearWarrior
3 may
The Original Smart Phone
ask for it.
Ask for healing, clarity, peace, wisdom, and guidance. Ask for abundance, creativity, light and love. Don't be timid in your prayers or your request. Be bold. Be positive. Be grateful as everything you're asking for is already making its way to you.
-Unknown (via. @ Law.of Attraction 111)
ask for it. Ask for healing, clarity, peace, wisdom, and guidance. Ask for abundance, creativity, light and love. Don't be timid in your prayers or your request. Be bold. Be positive. Be grateful as everything you're asking for is already making its way to you. -Unknown (via. @ Law.of Attraction 111)
THE LEADING CAUSE FOR INJURY IN OLD! MEN,
IS THEM THINKING THEY ARE STITL YOUNG MEN
THE LEADING CAUSE FOR INJURY IN OLD! MEN, IS THEM THINKING THEY ARE STITL YOUNG MEN
Like Morgan freeman said. Black history month needs to go away. He even asked the reporter how would you like it if we dedicate one month out of the year as white history month ? He said American history is our history. So I'll ask you to stop calling me a black man and I'll stop calling you a white man. The issue with race only Exists because we talk about it. Let it go and die in the past so we can build a future where we aren't black/ white. We are fellow humans. Smart
man
gusto1011 gusto1011
24 mar
Like Morgan freeman said. Black history month needs to go away. He even asked the reporter how would you like it if we dedicate one month out of the year as white history month ? He said American history is our history. So I'll ask you to stop calling me a black man and I'll stop calling you a white man. The issue with race only Exists because we talk about it. Let it go and die in the past so we can build a future where we aren't black/ white. We are fellow humans. Smart man
hen someone tells me it's not
"ladylike" to swear.
hen someone tells me it's not "ladylike" to swear.
Teacher: " Kids, what does the chicken give
you?"
Student: Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Student: Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Student: Homework!"
jerry1752 jerry1752
8 mar
Teacher: " Kids, what does the chicken give you?" Student: Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: Homework!"
A PESSIMIST sees a dark tunnel
An OPTIMIST sees light at the end of the tunnel
A REALIST sees a freight train
The TRAIN driver sees 3 idiots standing on the tracks.
JimmyCompton JimmyCompton
9 mar
A PESSIMIST sees a dark tunnel An OPTIMIST sees light at the end of the tunnel A REALIST sees a freight train The TRAIN driver sees 3 idiots standing on the tracks.
When you see master eating a burger, and he only toss u a piece of the tomato
SamHoward
24 may
When you see master eating a burger, and he only toss u a piece of the tomato
people who turned 18 on the day when drinking age was changed from 18 to 21:
people who turned 18 on the day when drinking age was changed from 18 to 21:
Kendrick Castillo, who died stopping a school shooter, was not forgotten by his classmates.
Kendrick Castillo, who died stopping a school shooter, was not forgotten by his classmates.
Did you EAT pork 'n beans & wieners as a child?
yummy_stuff1_list yummy_stuff1_list
15 mar
Did you EAT pork 'n beans & wieners as a child?
This bear IS ALIVE it was a tag and release under sedation , but just to give a perspective of a grizzly bears paw size.
This bear IS ALIVE it was a tag and release under sedation , but just to give a perspective of a grizzly bears paw size.
Every f*cking time
FUNNY GUYS ARE DANGEROUS, THEY'LL MAKE YOU LAUGH,
AND LAUGH AND LAUGH THEN BOOM YOU ARE NAKED.
EliseWuelling EliseWuelling
5 mar
Every f*cking time FUNNY GUYS ARE DANGEROUS, THEY'LL MAKE YOU LAUGH, AND LAUGH AND LAUGH THEN BOOM YOU ARE NAKED.
David Woodland
@DavidSven
We pay my oldest $1 every time he reads a book. We're talking 160 page
chapter books.
I'm out $120 this year and he thinks he's ripping me off. Best investment ever.
David Woodland @DavidSven We pay my oldest $1 every time he reads a book. We're talking 160 page chapter books. I'm out $120 this year and he thinks he's ripping me off. Best investment ever.
emily
if you're not dating to marry, then
you're dating for heartbreak. let that sink in
, Meredith Jacqueline
Ythemeredith
i'm dating to get my vagina licked, emily
nikkilee nikkilee
11 mar
emily if you're not dating to marry, then you're dating for heartbreak. let that sink in , Meredith Jacqueline Ythemeredith i'm dating to get my vagina licked, emily