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Our friend came over to babysit last night. 10 minutes after we left he sent me this pic
(let fan
Our friend came over to babysit last night. 10 minutes after we left he sent me this pic (let fan
Cat daddy issues
DAYLIGHT SAVING TIMES
ONLY A WHITE MAN WOULD CUT TWO INCHES FROM THE TOP OF A BLANKET, SEW IT TO THE BOTTOM, AND THINK HE NOW HAS A LONGER BLANKET.
ClayClark
12 mar
DAYLIGHT SAVING TIMES ONLY A WHITE MAN WOULD CUT TWO INCHES FROM THE TOP OF A BLANKET, SEW IT TO THE BOTTOM, AND THINK HE NOW HAS A LONGER BLANKET.
sabreen ali. @queenxbean
ever since my daughter found out our plant, serena, wasn't getting enough sunlight, she insists on taking her out for walks while holding her up to the sun.
sabreen ali. @queenxbean ever since my daughter found out our plant, serena, wasn't getting enough sunlight, she insists on taking her out for walks while holding her up to the sun.
When the server comes to the table while you're chomping on your food & asks if everything's okay and you're just like
When the server comes to the table while you're chomping on your food & asks if everything's okay and you're just like
What if they're not
Stars? What if
they're holes poked into the top of a
container so we can breathe? Can I buy some weed
from you?
LLShortJ LLShortJ
19 mar
What if they're not Stars? What if they're holes poked into the top of a container so we can breathe? Can I buy some weed from you?
WHY DO LEPRECHAUNS LAUGH WHEN THEY RUN?
BEGAUSE THE
TICKLES HES
CharElliott CharElliott
8 mar
WHY DO LEPRECHAUNS LAUGH WHEN THEY RUN? BEGAUSE THE TICKLES HES
BE WISE ENOUGH TO WALK AWAY FROM THE NONSENSE AROUND YOU.
akers
BE WISE ENOUGH TO WALK AWAY FROM THE NONSENSE AROUND YOU. akers
We call this the "Outrage Box" because she gets in it when she is mad at us
We call this the "Outrage Box" because she gets in it when she is mad at us
When you can't Afford a car with
Parking Sensors
luoteapicmemes
Mariwanna Mariwanna
21 mar
When you can't Afford a car with Parking Sensors luoteapicmemes
When you bite a mozzarella stick and the cheese just keeps stretching
sad_groups4 sad_groups4
16 mar
When you bite a mozzarella stick and the cheese just keeps stretching
MY MATES WHEN SAY
ry
I'M HAVING A BREAK OFF THE REER EOR A IWEER AR Cn
MY MATES WHEN SAY ry I'M HAVING A BREAK OFF THE REER EOR A IWEER AR Cn
Fellas, you put the toilet seat down for her but ask yourself, when has she left
it up for you? Know. Your. Worth.
Fellas, you put the toilet seat down for her but ask yourself, when has she left it up for you? Know. Your. Worth.
9 OUT OF 10 MEN LIKE BIG BOOBS
THE OTHER PREFERS THE 9
TonyMcclenahan TonyMcclenahan
30 apr
9 OUT OF 10 MEN LIKE BIG BOOBS THE OTHER PREFERS THE 9
the broccoli that's been sitting in your fridge for three weeks watching you order takeout for the night in a row
ig: realpettymayO
the broccoli that's been sitting in your fridge for three weeks watching you order takeout for the night in a row ig: realpettymayO
Mareus Stanley
At church this morning the pastor said something that stuck with me.
He said "Remember, no matter what you're going through, if God woke you up this morning He's not finished with you. There's a purpose for your pain."
Mareus Stanley At church this morning the pastor said something that stuck with me. He said "Remember, no matter what you're going through, if God woke you up this morning He's not finished with you. There's a purpose for your pain."
Shout out to all the real women who give head without being asked to!
Angelic Angelic
2 jun
Shout out to all the real women who give head without being asked to!
March 2021:
Pretty much the same as March
2020 but now we have toilet
paper
March 2021: Pretty much the same as March 2020 but now we have toilet paper
Some Christians only have Windows but no
Mirrors. They see everybody else's sin but never see their
own.
Some Christians only have Windows but no Mirrors. They see everybody else's sin but never see their own.
VOUIKNOW U ABOUT'TO
GET SOME GOOD HEAD
WHEN SHE PUT HER HAIR IN A PONYTAIL
garbanzo
24 mar
VOUIKNOW U ABOUT'TO GET SOME GOOD HEAD WHEN SHE PUT HER HAIR IN A PONYTAIL