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Ebi61
16d
cf Vik (o Daddy how does it feel to be married?!?
cuter than puppy
ashleyqueen ashleyqueen
8 mar
cuter than puppy
Adrian
My husband said the doctor told him I can suck out his kidney stone. After 3 days of trying, I think he lied to me.
Adrian My husband said the doctor told him I can suck out his kidney stone. After 3 days of trying, I think he lied to me.
The new air force has arrived
bonvau1025 bonvau1025
11 mar
The new air force has arrived
CDC (2021): 11-
We have done /o million shots to date.
ME (DURING QUARANTINE]: same
com
puppy35
12 mar
CDC (2021): 11- We have done /o million shots to date. ME (DURING QUARANTINE]: same com
If you walk by my house and hear me yelling, it's not yelling.
I call it motivational speaking for people that don't want to listen.
If you walk by my house and hear me yelling, it's not yelling. I call it motivational speaking for people that don't want to listen.
Marina Bay Sand Singapore
Dear life: whatever, motherfucker. Whatever.
Dear life: whatever, motherfucker. Whatever.
LIFE IS TOO SHORT TO BE SERIOUS ALL THE TIME.
SO, IF YOU CAN'T LAUGH AT YOURSELF,
CALL ME...I'LL LAUGH AT YOU.
Sadiegurl Sadiegurl
10 mar
LIFE IS TOO SHORT TO BE SERIOUS ALL THE TIME. SO, IF YOU CAN'T LAUGH AT YOURSELF, CALL ME...I'LL LAUGH AT YOU.
So my daughter just bought a house that was built in late 1800's we found this and she threw it out, I got it out of the trash
and let the games begin
So my daughter just bought a house that was built in late 1800's we found this and she threw it out, I got it out of the trash and let the games begin
So what new skills have you learnt while working from home?
So what new skills have you learnt while working from home?
Why Dad was never again allowed to be in charge of play time
LOL
none8
17 mar
Why Dad was never again allowed to be in charge of play time LOL
What are you reaching for? Ooh ok.
BoneKing69 BoneKing69
26 may
What are you reaching for? Ooh ok.
have never seen a better photobomb
blisteringLoud blisteringLoud
20 mar
have never seen a better photobomb
I SAY WE SKIP OUR MEDS AND SEE WHERE THE DAY GOES
I SAY WE SKIP OUR MEDS AND SEE WHERE THE DAY GOES
Look, I'ma hooman. Get off da counter; don't eat mai fud, dur.dur dur dur
Look, I'ma hooman. Get off da counter; don't eat mai fud, dur.dur dur dur
mom: what time did you go to bed last night? me: early, why?
Jeep2017 Jeep2017
16 apr
mom: what time did you go to bed last night? me: early, why?
When you think you've been working for 4 hours but it's only been 17 minutes
When you think you've been working for 4 hours but it's only been 17 minutes
"Your mother and I never married, Timmy-
So, yes. you are rat bastard."
"Your mother and I never married, Timmy- So, yes. you are rat bastard."
Boy: If you score a goal, can you do this dance? Neymar: Deal.
DIONT CARE YESTERDAY,
DON'T GIVE A SHIT TODAY,
PROBABLY WON'T GIVE A FUCK TOMORROW.
DIONT CARE YESTERDAY, DON'T GIVE A SHIT TODAY, PROBABLY WON'T GIVE A FUCK TOMORROW.