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The perfect wedding dress doesn't ext-
The perfect wedding dress doesn't ext-
THINK MAY HAVE STREAMED THE WRONG ROGER RABBIT MOVIE.
WETINK1
WETINK1 WETINK1
11d
THINK MAY HAVE STREAMED THE WRONG ROGER RABBIT MOVIE. WETINK1
Him "i can't cum with a condom on"
Cthats meme
Me "well I probably won't cum at all so let's call it a night"
Him "i can't cum with a condom on" Cthats meme Me "well I probably won't cum at all so let's call it a night"
will not immediately but definitely.
will not immediately but definitely.
"Loneliness is the safest place I know"
Edgar Allan Poe
TATERNUTZ TATERNUTZ
8 mar
"Loneliness is the safest place I know" Edgar Allan Poe
I had vacuumed and forgot to put his steps back up
against the couch. Came in to find him like this.
I had vacuumed and forgot to put his steps back up against the couch. Came in to find him like this.
At this moment, Snow knoweth he up
eddekane eddekane
7 mar
At this moment, Snow knoweth he up
@24HQURSUCCESS
Keep your bank balance and love life private
@24HQURSUCCESS Keep your bank balance and love life private
WHOA, WHOA/ KNOCK OVER THE MUG, NOT THE COFFEE POT.
YOU'RE A LOVABLE JERK, DAVE,
NOT A BARBARIAN.
CAT IN TRAINING
WHOA, WHOA/ KNOCK OVER THE MUG, NOT THE COFFEE POT. YOU'RE A LOVABLE JERK, DAVE, NOT A BARBARIAN. CAT IN TRAINING
FUN FACT: a majority of archeologists are women due to their natural ability to dig up the past
FUN FACT: a majority of archeologists are women due to their natural ability to dig up the past
Anyone else be seeing these things floating around in your eye?
Anyone else be seeing these things floating around in your eye?
If someone gave you
$200 because "you're ugly" would you take the money?
Xavier
Absolutely. I'm ugly,not stupid
groupspositive1 groupspositive1
16 mar
If someone gave you $200 because "you're ugly" would you take the money? Xavier Absolutely. I'm ugly,not stupid
She's not messing around
Both of them
Your Majesty
Yes 007!
and Oprah
too...
Louie888 Louie888
17 mar
She's not messing around Both of them Your Majesty Yes 007! and Oprah too...
First we geta
dog.
Then we
get
another dog...
al
Then we
Say no more
dogs
And
another
dog...
Until we have ALL THE DOGS!!!
First we geta dog. Then we get another dog... al Then we Say no more dogs And another dog... Until we have ALL THE DOGS!!!
Bees don't waste their time explaining to flies that honey is
better than
robot4h3r robot4h3r
11 mar
Bees don't waste their time explaining to flies that honey is better than
"Who tf stays up late sharing
memes?"
KristinLake KristinLake
12 mar
"Who tf stays up late sharing memes?"
When the insurance company wants a diagram of the accident
overratedClean overratedClean
19 mar
When the insurance company wants a diagram of the accident
HOVE WHEN PEORIECANE HANDLE MY SMART ASSIMOUTHI
WITHOUT GETTING OFFENDED LIKE LITTLE BITCH
ShaneDickey ShaneDickey
12 may
HOVE WHEN PEORIECANE HANDLE MY SMART ASSIMOUTHI WITHOUT GETTING OFFENDED LIKE LITTLE BITCH
Whenever someone says, 'it's petting hot in ere" T automatically think, "So take off all your clothes."
Whenever someone says, 'it's petting hot in ere" T automatically think, "So take off all your clothes."
WHAT IT'S LIKE LIVING WITH A MAN
WHAT IT'S LIKE LIVING WITH A MAN