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"Do We Have A House Ni* *er In Here?" Racist City Counsel Member Tommy Bryant Needs To Be Fired And Arrested!
why do bigfoot hunters try to lure him with a mating call? do they have a game plan for if a squatch comes barreling toward them out of the woods full tilt with a raging boner?
dregone dregone
16 mar
why do bigfoot hunters try to lure him with a mating call? do they have a game plan for if a squatch comes barreling toward them out of the woods full tilt with a raging boner?
Dads: If I have a daughter, I'm not playing dress up
Dads after having daughter:
ShaunJon420 ShaunJon420
14 jun
Dads: If I have a daughter, I'm not playing dress up Dads after having daughter:
WHEN YOU'RE ABOUT TO SNEAK OUT OF WORK
AND YOUR BOSS WALKS IN
sussyboy sussyboy
23 jun
WHEN YOU'RE ABOUT TO SNEAK OUT OF WORK AND YOUR BOSS WALKS IN
Koko the gorilla loved Mister Rogers Neighborhood, and when Rogers took a trip to meet her, she not only embraced the television icon, but followed standard protocol based on what shed seen on the show: she took his shoes off.
mental flasc
Koko the gorilla loved Mister Rogers Neighborhood, and when Rogers took a trip to meet her, she not only embraced the television icon, but followed standard protocol based on what shed seen on the show: she took his shoes off. mental flasc
A visual representation of the amount of times my phone has autocorrected to duck
PapaLegba PapaLegba
1 jun
A visual representation of the amount of times my phone has autocorrected to duck
Whenever someone says, 'it's petting hot in ere" T automatically think, "So take off all your clothes."
Whenever someone says, 'it's petting hot in ere" T automatically think, "So take off all your clothes."
IT AMAZES ME HOW MUCH OF MY DAILY ENERGY GOES INTO TRYING NOT TO BE A BITCH.
@KAREN.DISAPPROVES
IT AMAZES ME HOW MUCH OF MY DAILY ENERGY GOES INTO TRYING NOT TO BE A BITCH. @KAREN.DISAPPROVES
I don't want a toxic on and off love.! want someone that chooses me everyday even when I'm hard to deal with.
krista81179 krista81179
11 mar
I don't want a toxic on and off love.! want someone that chooses me everyday even when I'm hard to deal with.
gu know it's always
Me: The kids haven't eaten their sandwiches
Wife: ok just throw them out
[Later]
Me *helping the kids pack a suitcase* look I'm as surprised as vou are
Me: The kids haven't eaten their sandwiches Wife: ok just throw them out [Later] Me *helping the kids pack a suitcase* look I'm as surprised as vou are
Her: why u keep talking to her after I gave ua look?
Him: what look?
Her: I raised my eyebrows
Him: How am I supposed to know? U draw them shits differently every da-
AlI
KevinPeterson KevinPeterson
13 mar
Her: why u keep talking to her after I gave ua look? Him: what look? Her: I raised my eyebrows Him: How am I supposed to know? U draw them shits differently every da- AlI
My little niece asked me "Why is his body so little?"
Now I can never unsee it.
KFC
Lana86
29d
My little niece asked me "Why is his body so little?" Now I can never unsee it. KFC
Andrew Schiavone
@aschiavone
I still can't imagine learning on zoom and seeing the inside of a teacher's house. When I was a kid I didn't know
teacher's had first names and thought they slept in the school
Andrew Schiavone @aschiavone I still can't imagine learning on zoom and seeing the inside of a teacher's house. When I was a kid I didn't know teacher's had first names and thought they slept in the school
Trust me im an Engineer
TATERNUTZ TATERNUTZ
8 mar
Trust me im an Engineer
Don't make me a house on
LisaBruce LisaBruce
12 mar
Don't make me a house on
PHATE THE FACT THAT CRY WHEN I'M FRUSTRATED
PEOPLE THINK THEY HURT
MY FEELINGS, WHEN JUST FRVING NAT TK THER
PHATE THE FACT THAT CRY WHEN I'M FRUSTRATED PEOPLE THINK THEY HURT MY FEELINGS, WHEN JUST FRVING NAT TK THER
7 yr old me
My mom making my favorite cheesecake for my birthday
7 yr old me My mom making my favorite cheesecake for my birthday
'holdup: 'unthere
we
where voulthink youre gonna fetirkihat thermometer
'holdup: 'unthere we where voulthink youre gonna fetirkihat thermometer
Sclentists Invent bracelet that gives electric shock everytime a person curses:
Me, In Traffic:
USMC3092 USMC3092
5 mar
Sclentists Invent bracelet that gives electric shock everytime a person curses: Me, In Traffic: