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Doing annoying things to my dog that he does to me TikTok
Get in loser, we're suing my dad, my
team, & the state of California.
@youvegotnomale
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AS
Get in loser, we're suing my dad, my team, & the state of California. @youvegotnomale I \ AS
A teacher came into her class and wrote the following on the board...
27
45
63
72
9x10= 90
When she was done, she looked to the students and they were ALL laughing at her for getting the first equation wrong.
The teacher let the laughter die down and then said the following, wrote that first one wrong on purpose because I wanted you to see how the world will treat you when you mess up.
I got ONE thing wrong. But I wrote right answer 9 times.
This is how many people in the world will treat you.
They will criticize the one wrong thing you do and skip over the million good things you've done."
SMITA NAIR JAIN I I'TheMindsJournal
MINDIJOURNAL
oralMindsjournal oralMindsjournal
18 mar
A teacher came into her class and wrote the following on the board... 27 45 63 72 9x10= 90 When she was done, she looked to the students and they were ALL laughing at her for getting the first equation wrong. The teacher let the laughter die down and then said the following, wrote that first one wrong on purpose because I wanted you to see how the world will treat you when you mess up. I got ONE thing wrong. But I wrote right answer 9 times. This is how many people in the world will treat you. They will criticize the one wrong thing you do and skip over the million good things you've done." SMITA NAIR JAIN I I'TheMindsJournal MINDIJOURNAL
Who remembers this TV show? if SO. Cool
Jafo Jafo
20 mar
Who remembers this TV show? if SO. Cool
Since 1999, if anyone says "This one time", you
are required by law to reply with "at band camp"
Since 1999, if anyone says "This one time", you are required by law to reply with "at band camp"
I fixed pigeon's wing so he went to fetch his girlfriend and now they live at my house
I fixed pigeon's wing so he went to fetch his girlfriend and now they live at my house
Watching the neighbors put up
Christmas lights
while I've still got pumpkins
ratdtinn an mus framt narek
Watching the neighbors put up Christmas lights while I've still got pumpkins ratdtinn an mus framt narek
ice the fish
Anyone not
LonHylton LonHylton
20 may
ice the fish Anyone not
GROWING UP THIS WAS HOT DOG BUNS
JOIN ~AND HAMBURGERS BUNS LIVE ...AND SANDWICH BREAD
txcntrylivin11 txcntrylivin11
10 mar
GROWING UP THIS WAS HOT DOG BUNS JOIN ~AND HAMBURGERS BUNS LIVE ...AND SANDWICH BREAD
Some people are like tractors,
They love
Spreading Shit!
desiloo desiloo
10 mar
Some people are like tractors, They love Spreading Shit!
YEAH, I'M INTO FITNESS
FITNESS WHOLE DIZ7A IN MY MOLITH
YEAH, I'M INTO FITNESS FITNESS WHOLE DIZ7A IN MY MOLITH
IAmQueendamaris IAmQueendamaris
9 mar
I He kept getting blocked....
don't feel safe
going back
to work
You felt safe
going out to spend your unemployment check
don't feel safe going back to work You felt safe going out to spend your unemployment check
When you first When you get meet her to know her
ax
mens_corner_wtf mens_corner_wtf
28 may
When you first When you get meet her to know her ax
When you wake up from a nap and sit there trying to figure out what day it is
When you wake up from a nap and sit there trying to figure out what day it is
LOOK!
IS NOT CONSIDERED A HIGH 5*
LOOK! IS NOT CONSIDERED A HIGH 5*
This may sound crazy...but some of us really are just nice.
Without hidden
agendas.
Here4thenow Here4thenow
16 mar
This may sound crazy...but some of us really are just nice. Without hidden agendas.
When you sneeze so hard, your moustache changes lips:
When you sneeze so hard, your moustache changes lips:
Me thinking about how the human body has 7 trillion nerves and some people manage to get on every single one of them
Me thinking about how the human body has 7 trillion nerves and some people manage to get on every single one of them
I got pulled over and told my dog to act normal.
I got pulled over and told my dog to act normal.
Co-workers: You never seem stressed, what's your secret?
Me:
Dontboi Dontboi
17 mar
Co-workers: You never seem stressed, what's your secret? Me: