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lll know is, I heard your Dad tell your Mom that he was really gonna pound the Beaver when he gets home from work...
RacerHex RacerHex
17 mar
lll know is, I heard your Dad tell your Mom that he was really gonna pound the Beaver when he gets home from work...
John Dough
@AshitinHammer
People in the south when somebody breaks into their house:
te
o hell yeah
John Dough @AshitinHammer People in the south when somebody breaks into their house: te o hell yeah
NOT TO BRAG... BUT WHEN I PUSH IT, I PUSH IT REAL GOOD
NOT TO BRAG... BUT WHEN I PUSH IT, I PUSH IT REAL GOOD
There's always a little
"go fuck yourself"
In every
"whatever"
There's always a little "go fuck yourself" In every "whatever"
Amazing designs
NAILED IT
SEXY WATER HAIB FLIP EXPECTATION:
REALITY
Laura38 Laura38
12 jun
NAILED IT SEXY WATER HAIB FLIP EXPECTATION: REALITY
you
us what?
can er for some Dismeyt+
EdwardSmith EdwardSmith
12 mar
you us what? can er for some Dismeyt+
When you're halfway thru your rectal exam and remember you're at the dentist..
When you're halfway thru your rectal exam and remember you're at the dentist..
WOULD YOU EAT THIS
FOR NINNERS
yummy_stuff1_lol yummy_stuff1_lol
15 mar
WOULD YOU EAT THIS FOR NINNERS
After listening her owner drone on for hours,
Ginger suddenly realized she was NOT cut out to be an emotional support dog
after all.
After listening her owner drone on for hours, Ginger suddenly realized she was NOT cut out to be an emotional support dog after all.
SHOULD CURSIVE STILL da Cb Ct IL Eu Ff
MA LL Nm
Nin Or Op Rv sd
TE Ue Var har lore Yry 9,
I234567F 91
BE TAUGHT IN SCHOOL?
goodsmush goodsmush
15 mar
SHOULD CURSIVE STILL da Cb Ct IL Eu Ff MA LL Nm Nin Or Op Rv sd TE Ue Var har lore Yry 9, I234567F 91 BE TAUGHT IN SCHOOL?
I think he wanted to play
Interviewer: Why do you want this job?
Me: I've always been passionate about being able to afford food
Interviewer: Why do you want this job? Me: I've always been passionate about being able to afford food
Coworker was being an asshole - Coworker was being an asshole
JohnLagrone JohnLagrone
13 mar
Coworker was being an asshole - Coworker was being an asshole
"MEGHAN WHERE ARE YOU, I JUST WANNA TALK!
"MEGHAN WHERE ARE YOU, I JUST WANNA TALK!
Pissed off the IT guy, and he said he was going to give me a black eye... andi laughed... looks like he put me in my
Touehe
Pissed off the IT guy, and he said he was going to give me a black eye... andi laughed... looks like he put me in my Touehe
MY GROCERY STORE
USES 6 CHECKOUTS.
UNLESS IT'S BUSY,
THEN THEY USE 2.
jerry1752 jerry1752
9 mar
MY GROCERY STORE USES 6 CHECKOUTS. UNLESS IT'S BUSY, THEN THEY USE 2.
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regina phalange
I saw a post on fb that said "I'm so scared of bugs a mf could rob me with a centipede" and I've never related to something more in my life.
Retweeted regina phalange I saw a post on fb that said "I'm so scared of bugs a mf could rob me with a centipede" and I've never related to something more in my life.
HEKT TIME THEY WILL BUY
FOOBS THAT LIKE
Ashley104 Ashley104
2 feb
HEKT TIME THEY WILL BUY FOOBS THAT LIKE
He died last fry day. Thank God he wasn't beaten. Don't worry, he went over easy. He's now on the sunny side. He's definitely in a better plate.
TATERNUTZ TATERNUTZ
21 mar
He died last fry day. Thank God he wasn't beaten. Don't worry, he went over easy. He's now on the sunny side. He's definitely in a better plate.