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Bit
It's funny, men Are always looking, for a good woman,,-but when they find one, they fuck her over. And they wonder why we are all crazy.
Chrissy20us Chrissy20us
11 mar
Bit It's funny, men Are always looking, for a good woman,,-but when they find one, they fuck her over. And they wonder why we are all crazy.
mom: what time did you go to bed last night? me: early, why?
Jeep2017 Jeep2017
16 apr
mom: what time did you go to bed last night? me: early, why?
March 2021:
Pretty much the same as March
2020 but now we have toilet
paper
gsto gsto
9 mar
March 2021: Pretty much the same as March 2020 but now we have toilet paper
have never seen a better photobomb
blisteringLoud blisteringLoud
20 mar
have never seen a better photobomb
A person who has nothing to lose wii: help you lose everything you eve: worked for.
Choose your company wisely!
Wolfmann Wolfmann
24 mar
A person who has nothing to lose wii: help you lose everything you eve: worked for. Choose your company wisely!
So my daughter just bought a house that was built in late 1800's we found this and she threw it out, I got it out of the trash
and let the games begin
So my daughter just bought a house that was built in late 1800's we found this and she threw it out, I got it out of the trash and let the games begin
So what new skills have you learnt while working from home?
So what new skills have you learnt while working from home?
CKOUU HEWS! YOIRE MaT
YOU'RE WST A FUCKIN BITCH
pauliep pauliep
25 jun
CKOUU HEWS! YOIRE MaT YOU'RE WST A FUCKIN BITCH
Dear life: whatever, motherfucker. Whatever.
Dear life: whatever, motherfucker. Whatever.
ME: accidentally forgets to feed my cat
dinner
MY CAT THE NEXT MORNING:
ME: accidentally forgets to feed my cat dinner MY CAT THE NEXT MORNING:
"Your mother and I never married, Timmy-
So, yes. you are rat bastard."
"Your mother and I never married, Timmy- So, yes. you are rat bastard."
Marina Bay Sand Singapore
cuter than puppy
ashleyqueen ashleyqueen
8 mar
cuter than puppy
If you walk by my house and hear me yelling, it's not yelling.
I call it motivational speaking for people that don't want to listen.
If you walk by my house and hear me yelling, it's not yelling. I call it motivational speaking for people that don't want to listen.
asked a friend who
got married for the second time, how is it?
He replied, same virus,
different mutation!
asked a friend who got married for the second time, how is it? He replied, same virus, different mutation!
Why Dad was never again allowed to be in charge of play time
LOL
none8
17 mar
Why Dad was never again allowed to be in charge of play time LOL
Adrian
My husband said the doctor told him I can suck out his kidney stone. After 3 days of trying, I think he lied to me.
Adrian My husband said the doctor told him I can suck out his kidney stone. After 3 days of trying, I think he lied to me.
When you think you've been working for 4 hours but it's only been 17 minutes
When you think you've been working for 4 hours but it's only been 17 minutes
THEY SAID A MASK AND GLOVES WERE ENOUGH TO GO
THE GROCERY STORE
THEY LIED,
EVERYBODY ELSE HAD CLOTHES ON
THEY SAID A MASK AND GLOVES WERE ENOUGH TO GO THE GROCERY STORE THEY LIED, EVERYBODY ELSE HAD CLOTHES ON
What are you reaching for? Ooh ok.
BoneKing69 BoneKing69
26 may
What are you reaching for? Ooh ok.