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Find a Queen The female wolf appears to hide under the male. She's actually covering his throat from their assailant, whilst pretending to be scared,
tell them bitches you
got a girlfriend
did, they challenge you to a dick suckin contest.
Shayne Shayne
11 mar
tell them bitches you got a girlfriend did, they challenge you to a dick suckin contest.
Me and my partner watching a social worker try to de-escalate the 6'8" naked man covered in poop with two samurai swords and a raging -On
Me and my partner watching a social worker try to de-escalate the 6'8" naked man covered in poop with two samurai swords and a raging -On
{don't like Pour letter wor os...
~-&Fr
DUST, [RON, COOK,
MEND, BAKE, DIET...
{don't like Pour letter wor os... ~-&Fr DUST, [RON, COOK, MEND, BAKE, DIET...
Hamilton in 1969, standing next to the navigation software that she wrote by hand and that was
used to take humanity to the moon,
Hamilton in 1969, standing next to the navigation software that she wrote by hand and that was used to take humanity to the moon,
FUCK AROUND
AND FIND OUT
FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT
IF IM EVER KILLED BY A MOUNTAIN LION
JUST KNOW MY LAST WORDS WERE
"HERE KITTY KITTY"
crazychic crazychic
18 mar
IF IM EVER KILLED BY A MOUNTAIN LION JUST KNOW MY LAST WORDS WERE "HERE KITTY KITTY"
THE LEADING CAUSE FOR INJURY IN OLD! MEN,
IS THEM THINKING THEY ARE STITL YOUNG MEN
THE LEADING CAUSE FOR INJURY IN OLD! MEN, IS THEM THINKING THEY ARE STITL YOUNG MEN
Vampires couldn't see their reflections because mirrors used
to be backed with a layer of silver which was considered a 'pure' metal so it didn't interact with vampires.
However, modern mirrors are now backed with aluminum so they would be able to see their reflections.
taniaye taniaye
11 mar
Vampires couldn't see their reflections because mirrors used to be backed with a layer of silver which was considered a 'pure' metal so it didn't interact with vampires. However, modern mirrors are now backed with aluminum so they would be able to see their reflections.
WENT LINE DANCING LAST NIGHT.
WELL, IT WAS A ROADSIDE SOBRIETY TEST...
SAME THING.
WENT LINE DANCING LAST NIGHT. WELL, IT WAS A ROADSIDE SOBRIETY TEST... SAME THING.
Fuck checking phone
Check their medicine cabinet
FLUSH VAGINA To REMOVE MAGGOTS
ShaneGeezer ShaneGeezer
18 mar
Fuck checking phone Check their medicine cabinet FLUSH VAGINA To REMOVE MAGGOTS
DONT LISTEN TO HIS BULLSHIT
DONT LISTEN TO HIS BULLSHIT
owner is tired of squirrel stealing bird feed, so she greases the pole
WARM WEATHER IS JUST ARQUND
THE CORNER, FELLAS.
QON'T LEE AS? SUNGRESS COST YOU
$70.000 CHILD SUPPOR? THIS SUMMER
xman2k
11 mar
WARM WEATHER IS JUST ARQUND THE CORNER, FELLAS. QON'T LEE AS? SUNGRESS COST YOU $70.000 CHILD SUPPOR? THIS SUMMER
As long as you keep asking perwussion to be
Gargoyle Gargoyle
14 mar
As long as you keep asking perwussion to be
But now Jesus, our High Priest, has been given a ministry that is far superior to the old priesthood, for He is the One who mediates for us far better covenant with God, based on better promises.
Hebrews
Sugran
17 mar
But now Jesus, our High Priest, has been given a ministry that is far superior to the old priesthood, for He is the One who mediates for us far better covenant with God, based on better promises. Hebrews
When you're an adult but you feel like a kid faking their way through life
When you're an adult but you feel like a kid faking their way through life
Your dog seeing you lying in bed all day every day:
Your dog seeing you lying in bed all day every day:
james
@video_jame my cat with a $20 toy: no thanks
my cat with the mcdonald's straw i dropped on the floor: u are my vice. my muse. my soulmate
james @video_jame my cat with a $20 toy: no thanks my cat with the mcdonald's straw i dropped on the floor: u are my vice. my muse. my soulmate
Don't forget to thank God for keeping you safe through the night and every time you wake up to see a beautiful new day.
Amen
Rayge19 Rayge19
13 mar
Don't forget to thank God for keeping you safe through the night and every time you wake up to see a beautiful new day. Amen