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He was punk, she did ballet
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HOW KIDNAP ME
Mariwanna Mariwanna
12 mar
HOW KIDNAP ME
Some people just drain the fucking nice right out of you.
Some people just drain the fucking nice right out of you.
Every f*cking time
I don't think my pharmacist likes me
DEAAA
EliseWuelling EliseWuelling
5 mar
Every f*cking time I don't think my pharmacist likes me DEAAA
I BOUGHT MY DOG A SUIT, I DON'T REGRET ANYTHING!
hie ie Gd
I BOUGHT MY DOG A SUIT, I DON'T REGRET ANYTHING! hie ie Gd
Teacher: You failed the test
Me: And you failed to educate me
Teacher: Are you talking back?
Me: Yes, that's how conversations works
Teacher:
Teacher: You failed the test Me: And you failed to educate me Teacher: Are you talking back? Me: Yes, that's how conversations works Teacher:
This person tried to unlock your Phone
This person tried to unlock your Phone
Me planning to finally re-enter the social world and realizing I'd lost all sense of my personal style in 2020
My recurring anxiety about reentering the social world
pe
Me planning to finally re-enter the social world and realizing I'd lost all sense of my personal style in 2020 My recurring anxiety about reentering the social world pe
How she looks when she says
"She'll be ready in 5 minutes"
How she looks when she says "She'll be ready in 5 minutes"
Tan lines in 2020 be like
Vape_Queen Vape_Queen
3 may
Tan lines in 2020 be like
When COVID-19 is over and you can finally go finish the th grade.
claras claras
21 jun
When COVID-19 is over and you can finally go finish the th grade.
Manager: I'm going to need you to start being a little nicer to your co-workers.
Me:
*Yeah, not that*
Manager: I'm going to need you to start being a little nicer to your co-workers. Me: *Yeah, not that*
Take me to the fridge, tiny human
Take me to the fridge, tiny human
lift-like-a-lady
cute
What if they don't like my sweater?
oH NO
lift-like-a-lady cute What if they don't like my sweater? oH NO
leavage.. ting ou can look down on and appioweof at the same time
BoneKing69 BoneKing69
12 may
leavage.. ting ou can look down on and appioweof at the same time
Dear Monday,
Fuck you.
Sincerely, The
World.
Dear Monday, Fuck you. Sincerely, The World.
Tell me he's not smiling
piehole1
14 mar
Tell me he's not smiling
Watched a woman look at my tattoos then clutch her bag... Ma'am my arm costs more than your purse
taniaye taniaye
15 mar
Watched a woman look at my tattoos then clutch her bag... Ma'am my arm costs more than your purse
I'm getting old...
I got out of bed and had chest pains...
I looked down and realised
Iwas standing on my
nipples.
Betteboop65 Betteboop65
21 mar
I'm getting old... I got out of bed and had chest pains... I looked down and realised Iwas standing on my nipples.
Vampires couldn't see their reflections because mirrors used
to be backed with a layer of silver which was considered a 'pure' metal so it didn't interact with vampires.
However, modern mirrors are now backed with aluminum so they would be able to see their reflections.
taniaye taniaye
11 mar
Vampires couldn't see their reflections because mirrors used to be backed with a layer of silver which was considered a 'pure' metal so it didn't interact with vampires. However, modern mirrors are now backed with aluminum so they would be able to see their reflections.