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WHEN TD SWITCH TO DECAF
WHEN TD SWITCH TO DECAF
Husband: What's for dinner?
Me: A tender filet mignon, lobster mac and cheese, with a side of garlic brussel sprouts.
Husband: Really?
Me: No, tequila's in the
freezer. Man up. We're drinking dinner tonight.
Husband: What's for dinner? Me: A tender filet mignon, lobster mac and cheese, with a side of garlic brussel sprouts. Husband: Really? Me: No, tequila's in the freezer. Man up. We're drinking dinner tonight.
Beth, 35. Former drug addict but now 3 years clean. Doing really well thanks for
CE
asking
mack10 mack10
22 jun
Beth, 35. Former drug addict but now 3 years clean. Doing really well thanks for CE asking
Dont bite the hand that fingered you or whatever they be sayin.
22toomany 22toomany
19 mar
Dont bite the hand that fingered you or whatever they be sayin.
when you're re forced photos to take family photos
TopHat TopHat
13 mar
when you're re forced photos to take family photos
HAVE YOU EVER HIT ONE OF THESE SO HARD
THAT YOU HAVE TO APOLOGIZE TO YOUR VEHICLE?
HAVE YOU EVER HIT ONE OF THESE SO HARD THAT YOU HAVE TO APOLOGIZE TO YOUR VEHICLE?
When you make someone food and they say "I didn't want that"
When you make someone food and they say "I didn't want that"
Vampires couldn't see their reflections because mirrors used
to be backed with a layer of silver which was considered a 'pure' metal so it didn't interact with vampires.
However, modern mirrors are now backed with aluminum so they would be able to see their reflections.
taniaye taniaye
11 mar
Vampires couldn't see their reflections because mirrors used to be backed with a layer of silver which was considered a 'pure' metal so it didn't interact with vampires. However, modern mirrors are now backed with aluminum so they would be able to see their reflections.
think my guardian angel drinks.
lauragb
21 mar
think my guardian angel drinks.
Just finished the attic theatre for my,wife & kids. I hope they love it
Just finished the attic theatre for my,wife & kids. I hope they love it
What is the difference between
"I like you" and "I love you"
Beautifully answered by Buddha:
"When you like a flower, you just pluck it. But when you love a flower, you water it daily."
One who understands this, understands life...
LisaBruce LisaBruce
16 mar
What is the difference between "I like you" and "I love you" Beautifully answered by Buddha: "When you like a flower, you just pluck it. But when you love a flower, you water it daily." One who understands this, understands life...
@24HOURSUCCESS
When life brings the storm, stand tall knowing it will pass
id
@24HOURSUCCESS When life brings the storm, stand tall knowing it will pass id
God says:
I created you with purpose and fora purpose. You are no accident.
I love you.
God says: I created you with purpose and fora purpose. You are no accident. I love you.
Type of selfies she be sending when she wants you to come home
Michiganguy81
15 may
Type of selfies she be sending when she wants you to come home
I appreciate effort. No matter how small, silly or irrelevant, I appreciate effort.
JennyGoff
13 mar
I appreciate effort. No matter how small, silly or irrelevant, I appreciate effort.
Don Ritchie saved over 500 people
from suicide by compassionately offering people on the ledge a cup of tea and a chat.
Don Ritchie saved over 500 people from suicide by compassionately offering people on the ledge a cup of tea and a chat.
Me At Party
"NO , don't know
How to Dance
Me Alone At home
Rikkeej Rikkeej
27 oct 2020
Me At Party "NO , don't know How to Dance Me Alone At home
JUST CHECKED MY BANK AC
"RETURN EVERYTHING YOU HOOKER HEELS... YOU'RE
GONNA NEED THOSE."
JUST CHECKED MY BANK AC "RETURN EVERYTHING YOU HOOKER HEELS... YOU'RE GONNA NEED THOSE."
Do you ever meet someone for the first time and want to buy them a toaster for their bathtub?
WOLVERINE
18 mar
Do you ever meet someone for the first time and want to buy them a toaster for their bathtub?