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The new blanket my wife got for our couch is kinda freaking me oute
outerAnimalMemeX outerAnimalMemeX
12 mar
The new blanket my wife got for our couch is kinda freaking me oute
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CATWOMAN AND IRON MAN.
ta - CATWOMAN AND IRON MAN.
Where's your stupid little spray bottle now, Karen?!
ww
Where's your stupid little spray bottle now, Karen?! ww
Cute little baby platypus
fstc84 fstc84
15 mar
Cute little baby platypus
me waiting outside for the cops tc up after hitting Ch
DonaldJTrump DonaldJTrump
18 mar
me waiting outside for the cops tc up after hitting Ch
HAVE YOU FVER RETURNED
HAVE YOU FVER RETURNED
just wanna feel wanted by
someone other
than the police.
just wanna feel wanted by someone other than the police.
This has got to be the photo of the year.
This has got to be the photo of the year.
ia
NS
LIUST SHIT IN HIS YARD!
DPD1990 DPD1990
16d
ia NS LIUST SHIT IN HIS YARD!
Have you had your
, Coffee yei?
My iood bowlis pPinniy !
Have you had your , Coffee yei? My iood bowlis pPinniy !
was recently asked who my favorite vampire was. I said, "the muppet from Sesame Street." They told me,
"he doesn't count!" I replied, assure you, he does."
GaryNewsom
21 jun
was recently asked who my favorite vampire was. I said, "the muppet from Sesame Street." They told me, "he doesn't count!" I replied, assure you, he does."
Children don't say,
had a hard day, can we talk?" They say, "will you come play with me?"
Read it again. Really hits home.
Children don't say, had a hard day, can we talk?" They say, "will you come play with me?" Read it again. Really hits home.
THE MORE GET TO KNOW PEOPLE,
THE MORE REALIZE WHY NOAH ONLY LET ANIMALS ON THE BOAT.
320solutions 320solutions
10 mar
THE MORE GET TO KNOW PEOPLE, THE MORE REALIZE WHY NOAH ONLY LET ANIMALS ON THE BOAT.
You should probably put o pants before t cancel you.
Gargoyle Gargoyle
14 mar
You should probably put o pants before t cancel you.
When you're in church praying to get rich and someone hands you a basket of money for free
da
Just like that?
When you're in church praying to get rich and someone hands you a basket of money for free da Just like that?
Tim not coming over there to help you kill some spider. Juststop panicking. more afraid oF
Tim not coming over there to help you kill some spider. Juststop panicking. more afraid oF
Bees don't waste their time explaining to flies that honey is
better than
robot4h3r robot4h3r
11 mar
Bees don't waste their time explaining to flies that honey is better than
jomey HoneyMustardMama
If you ever feel like you don't have a
purpose, look back on your dating history and think about how many bullets you dodged.
CHoneyMustardMama
jomey HoneyMustardMama If you ever feel like you don't have a purpose, look back on your dating history and think about how many bullets you dodged. CHoneyMustardMama
DON'T, GROW UP TOO SOON,
CAVE
OFAST
DON'T, GROW UP TOO SOON, CAVE OFAST