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How women are written in Sci-Fi movies - I've told you a million times, Michael,
TARGET CASHIER:
"DID YOU FIND EVERYTHING YOU WERE LOOKING FOR?"
ME:
"FIRST OF ALL, I WASN'T LOOKING FOR ANY OF THIS."
TARGET CASHIER: "DID YOU FIND EVERYTHING YOU WERE LOOKING FOR?" ME: "FIRST OF ALL, I WASN'T LOOKING FOR ANY OF THIS."
The new blanket my wife got for our couch is kinda freaking me oute
outerAnimalMemeX outerAnimalMemeX
12 mar
The new blanket my wife got for our couch is kinda freaking me oute
-I THERE ISN'T A I SINGLE PERSON ON THIS PLANET WHO IS ENTITLED TO TREAT YOU
LIKE Sye
REMEMBER THAT I.
theopeninvite
-I THERE ISN'T A I SINGLE PERSON ON THIS PLANET WHO IS ENTITLED TO TREAT YOU LIKE Sye REMEMBER THAT I. theopeninvite
My reaction to pretty much everything these days
Whak the
My reaction to pretty much everything these days Whak the
this is the last thing you see after you talk shit about garfield
this is the last thing you see after you talk shit about garfield
Someone Blew His Head Off!!
DebraSpencer DebraSpencer
18 mar
Someone Blew His Head Off!!
YEAH OK
WHATEVER FLOATS YOUR GOAT
Rikkeej Rikkeej
7 mar
YEAH OK WHATEVER FLOATS YOUR GOAT
when I show up for work and the building is still standing
when I show up for work and the building is still standing
WHO REMEMBERS RIDING IN
va
THE BAGK OF PICKUP TRUCK?
sav0ryc0untryv8 sav0ryc0untryv8
10 mar
WHO REMEMBERS RIDING IN va THE BAGK OF PICKUP TRUCK?
I don't think you even know what a hard drive is.
I've driven cross country with my wife, three kids and a dog. I know what a hard drive is.
I don't think you even know what a hard drive is. I've driven cross country with my wife, three kids and a dog. I know what a hard drive is.
I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR WHAT MY FACE DOES WHEN YOU TALK.
graciJo graciJo
14 mar
I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR WHAT MY FACE DOES WHEN YOU TALK.
Shout out to all the single girls not flashing their fanny and tits all over social media.
Who have actual jobs, boss banter, tight vaginas & kind hearts.
Shout out to all the single girls not flashing their fanny and tits all over social media. Who have actual jobs, boss banter, tight vaginas & kind hearts.
DOES ANYONE HERE ACTUADLY-
-EAT Fried Potatoes And
DOES ANYONE HERE ACTUADLY- -EAT Fried Potatoes And
me adding "with all due respect" to a statement with zero respect
me adding "with all due respect" to a statement with zero respect
adorableirl adorableirl
15 mar
Older pup chases squirrel for the first time in years@ and yeats
Thou shall not try me.
Mood 24:
Thou shall not try me. Mood 24:
WE'VE BEEN FRIENDS FOR SO LONG CAN'T REMEMBER WHICH ONE OF US IS THE BAD INFLUENCE
bonvau1025 bonvau1025
8 mar
WE'VE BEEN FRIENDS FOR SO LONG CAN'T REMEMBER WHICH ONE OF US IS THE BAD INFLUENCE
First aid training is mandatory in Germany if you wish to obtain a driver's licence, and every vehicle has to carry a first aid kit.
First aid training is mandatory in Germany if you wish to obtain a driver's licence, and every vehicle has to carry a first aid kit.
REVENGE 15 NOT IN MY PLANS.
YOU LL FUCK YOURSELF ON YOUR OWN.
txcntrylivin11 txcntrylivin11
10 mar
REVENGE 15 NOT IN MY PLANS. YOU LL FUCK YOURSELF ON YOUR OWN.