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YOUR UBERISHOWS UP AND SHE'S NOT MASK
AN YAW STILY SET ING
coldMustangHumor coldMustangHumor
17 may
YOUR UBERISHOWS UP AND SHE'S NOT MASK AN YAW STILY SET ING
THE FIRST 5 DAYS AFTER THE WEEKEND
BRE ALWAVS THE HAARHRECT
THE FIRST 5 DAYS AFTER THE WEEKEND BRE ALWAVS THE HAARHRECT
Carry out a random act of kindness, with no expectation of reward, safe in the knowledge that one day someone might do the same for you
- Princess Diana
mandeeh mandeeh
16 jun
Carry out a random act of kindness, with no expectation of reward, safe in the knowledge that one day someone might do the same for you - Princess Diana
You don't have a valentine on valentine's day? Some people don't have a mother on mother's
day or a father on father's day.
So shut the frrek up.
thoughts
You don't have a valentine on valentine's day? Some people don't have a mother on mother's day or a father on father's day. So shut the frrek up. thoughts
"TELL ME THE STORY OF HOW AGAIN.
YOU RESCUED ME
Anna_Collins
21 may
"TELL ME THE STORY OF HOW AGAIN. YOU RESCUED ME
If say "I'm hungry" We got about 27 minutes until I'm a different person
If say "I'm hungry" We got about 27 minutes until I'm a different person
If you had to double take, you're a pervert.
If you had to double take, you're a pervert.
Apparently, running around Walmart with an Alka-Selter In my mouth yelling:
"THE VACCINE ISN'T WORKING!"
Apparently, running around Walmart with an Alka-Selter In my mouth yelling: "THE VACCINE ISN'T WORKING!"
Found your moms parking spot
Found your moms parking spot
Things money can't buy:
1. Manners
2. Morals
3. Respect
4. Character
5. Common sense
6. Trust
7. Patience
8. Class
g. Integrity
10. Love
Things money can't buy: 1. Manners 2. Morals 3. Respect 4. Character 5. Common sense 6. Trust 7. Patience 8. Class g. Integrity 10. Love
anyone who says their wedding was the best day of their life has clearly never had
2 candy bars fall down at once from a vending machine.
boorish_groups boorish_groups
16 mar
anyone who says their wedding was the best day of their life has clearly never had 2 candy bars fall down at once from a vending machine.
NU MATTER WOW-PREPARED I THINK AM
SS
ow
THES STILL SCARES THE SHIT HUT ME EVERY TIME.
best4funny420 best4funny420
22 mar
NU MATTER WOW-PREPARED I THINK AM SS ow THES STILL SCARES THE SHIT HUT ME EVERY TIME.
"IF YOU ARE DEPRESSED,
YOU ARE LIVING IN THE PAST. IF YOU ARE ANXIOUS,
YOU ARE LIVING IN THE FUTURE. IF YOU ARE AT PEACE, YOU ARE LIVING IN THE PRESENT."
-LAO TZu-
"IF YOU ARE DEPRESSED, YOU ARE LIVING IN THE PAST. IF YOU ARE ANXIOUS, YOU ARE LIVING IN THE FUTURE. IF YOU ARE AT PEACE, YOU ARE LIVING IN THE PRESENT." -LAO TZu-
Does anyone still cook
Roast,
Potatoes,
Onions, and
Carrots anvmore7?
Does anyone still cook Roast, Potatoes, Onions, and Carrots anvmore7?
"Her boobs are too big, and that's too much whiskey."
Said no man ever.
pucknut9 pucknut9
1 apr
"Her boobs are too big, and that's too much whiskey." Said no man ever.
THEY TELL ME DRINKING ISN'T ATTRACTIVE.
My Smudge Cat Memes JTE
WELL, UM NOT TRYING TO BE ATTRACTIVE, I'M TRYING TO BE DRUNK.
PicRec PicRec
11 mar
THEY TELL ME DRINKING ISN'T ATTRACTIVE. My Smudge Cat Memes JTE WELL, UM NOT TRYING TO BE ATTRACTIVE, I'M TRYING TO BE DRUNK.
IT TAKES A KEEN EVE
TO 'SEETHE
BoneKing69 BoneKing69
5 may
IT TAKES A KEEN EVE TO 'SEETHE
BELIEVERS
It's easier to fool you than convince you you've been fooled
Gargoyle Gargoyle
22 mar
BELIEVERS It's easier to fool you than convince you you've been fooled
DOES ANYBODY ELSE REMEMBER HEARING,
"KEEP CRYING AND I'LL GIVE YOU SOMETHING TO CRY ABOUT."
IN THEIR
CHILDHOOD?
Here4thenow Here4thenow
8 mar
DOES ANYBODY ELSE REMEMBER HEARING, "KEEP CRYING AND I'LL GIVE YOU SOMETHING TO CRY ABOUT." IN THEIR CHILDHOOD?
My wife hates being embarrassed, so we surprised her at the airport
smile111
11d
My wife hates being embarrassed, so we surprised her at the airport