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It takes 9 months to be born into this world, but only One second to get taken out. That's why I wake up and Thank God every Morning. Just waking up is a blessing. Amen!
txcntrylivin11 txcntrylivin11
10 mar
It takes 9 months to be born into this world, but only One second to get taken out. That's why I wake up and Thank God every Morning. Just waking up is a blessing. Amen!
So a burglar broke into the house...
put the red dot on his chest
And the cat did the rest..
meekCatdogsupply meekCatdogsupply
10 mar
So a burglar broke into the house... put the red dot on his chest And the cat did the rest..
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF MY NEW DOG TAG?
Scrap0630 Scrap0630
28 feb
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF MY NEW DOG TAG?
TATERNUTZ TATERNUTZ
8 mar
Dumbass of the day
My body has absorbed so much disinfectant lately that when pee it actually cleans the toilet.
AUNTY ACID 2020 auntv acid
My body has absorbed so much disinfectant lately that when pee it actually cleans the toilet. AUNTY ACID 2020 auntv acid
WHAT HAPPINESS LOOKED LIKE IN THE
Back To The PastI
WHAT HAPPINESS LOOKED LIKE IN THE Back To The PastI
March 1876 - Alexander Graham Bell makes the first phone call ever.
Moments later - He is notified that his car's warranty has expired.
March 1876 - Alexander Graham Bell makes the first phone call ever. Moments later - He is notified that his car's warranty has expired.
Wonder if she filled my bowl today?
Wonder if she filled my bowl today?
Regular Fried
Chicken Chicken
66
MsChris
10 mar
Regular Fried Chicken Chicken 66
My kitten keeps bringing us leaves she caught in the garden as presents. Today she was especially proud of this
Very Big One.
My kitten keeps bringing us leaves she caught in the garden as presents. Today she was especially proud of this Very Big One.
Best not tell this guy any secrets
Best not tell this guy any secrets
If she's drinking Jack straight out the bottle you better make your own fucking sandwich
If she's drinking Jack straight out the bottle you better make your own fucking sandwich
Tacos are love letters, wrapped in envelopes, mailed to your tummy.
JennyGoff
12 mar
Tacos are love letters, wrapped in envelopes, mailed to your tummy.
ger you
When someone tries to trig by insulting you or by doing or saying something that irritates you, take a deep breath and switch off your ego.
Remember that if you are easily offended, you are easily
llatad
When someone tries to trig
missingwherev8 missingwherev8
25 mar
ger you When someone tries to trig by insulting you or by doing or saying something that irritates you, take a deep breath and switch off your ego. Remember that if you are easily offended, you are easily llatad When someone tries to trig
cele
"Daddy: pnade Snis for you srvite and \ou "T wear tove and \ou wear \nat with pride -
NO. MATTER. Whot.
cele "Daddy: pnade Snis for you srvite and \ou "T wear tove and \ou wear \nat with pride - NO. MATTER. Whot.
share shit about sex way too much for someone who's only getting fucked by life on daily basis.
share shit about sex way too much for someone who's only getting fucked by life on daily basis.
While the world drives you crazy there is someone waiting impatiently to heal you
and you happy
While the world drives you crazy there is someone waiting impatiently to heal you and you happy
I SAY WE SKIP OUR MEDS AND SEE WHERE THE DAY GOES
I SAY WE SKIP OUR MEDS AND SEE WHERE THE DAY GOES
Times are tough. Even Mona
Lisa is starting an OnlyFans!
funny_girl funny_girl
14 apr
Times are tough. Even Mona Lisa is starting an OnlyFans!
THIS IS THE CUTEST THING IVE SEEN ALL DAY
THIS IS THE CUTEST THING IVE SEEN ALL DAY