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@jalen_finch Tag your Fav Truck guys/ on Tiktok!
Getting older really sneaks up on you.
My grandson asked me why I had such small
Tupperware containers.
Getting older really sneaks up on you. My grandson asked me why I had such small Tupperware containers.
TATERNUTZ TATERNUTZ
11 mar
When you're the odd one
if she makes this face during sex, best believe you can borrow the car and eat her kids snacks
if she makes this face during sex, best believe you can borrow the car and eat her kids snacks
WHO HAD ONE?
WHO HAD ONE?
THE ONLY ACCEPTABLE PLACE FAR A MAN TU SMACK WOMAN
ON HER ASS
420BayRay
22 may
THE ONLY ACCEPTABLE PLACE FAR A MAN TU SMACK WOMAN ON HER ASS
WHEN THE HOME INTRUDER REALIZES YOUR ALARM IS PLAYING
"LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR"
ProudAmerican ProudAmerican
21 jun
WHEN THE HOME INTRUDER REALIZES YOUR ALARM IS PLAYING "LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR"
PEOPLE SAID "FOLLOW YOUR
DREAMS
I WENT
TO SLEEP
PEOPLE SAID "FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS I WENT TO SLEEP
THE FIRST RULE TO BEING A MAN IS I ge
YOU'RE GONNA SPEND YOUR LIFE DOING CRAP YOU DON'T WANT TO DO
THE FIRST RULE TO BEING A MAN IS I ge YOU'RE GONNA SPEND YOUR LIFE DOING CRAP YOU DON'T WANT TO DO
when you step into my life:
almaverick almaverick
8 mar
when you step into my life:
let me iell you
Where YOu Gan your Easter eugs
SueButton
4 apr
let me iell you Where YOu Gan your Easter eugs
There is a place in Venezuela where lightning strikes 280 times per hour, 160 nights a year.
There is a place in Venezuela where lightning strikes 280 times per hour, 160 nights a year.
DrHurtt DrHurtt
19 mar
MOST PEOPLE
MY DAMN 3 YEAR OLD grabbed the unsweetened cranberry juice from the fridge and asked for some. I reminded her that she historically doesn't like it and offered a juice she does like. After telling me that I am wrong and cranberry juice is her favorite I gave up. This was not the hill to die on this early in the day.
So now my petty ass 3 year old is sitting on the couch gagging and making faces while saying "mmmmm. My favorite is delicious!
Glad to know petty is genetic.
MY DAMN 3 YEAR OLD grabbed the unsweetened cranberry juice from the fridge and asked for some. I reminded her that she historically doesn't like it and offered a juice she does like. After telling me that I am wrong and cranberry juice is her favorite I gave up. This was not the hill to die on this early in the day. So now my petty ass 3 year old is sitting on the couch gagging and making faces while saying "mmmmm. My favorite is delicious! Glad to know petty is genetic.
cam ava a Slaaovar
cam ava a Slaaovar
Ht @Macandmomeans
Husband, texting me from the
store: Hey did you want those mini I
\SS
eggs you mentioned?
Me: Yes, I want. I'm PMS'img.
/ Chocolate is necessary for
K survival.
Husband: ok lol
Me: mean your survival.
Husband: I'll get the economy size bi
bag.
Ht @Macandmomeans Husband, texting me from the store: Hey did you want those mini I \SS eggs you mentioned? Me: Yes, I want. I'm PMS'img. / Chocolate is necessary for K survival. Husband: ok lol Me: mean your survival. Husband: I'll get the economy size bi bag.
The Beast ie Boys didnt fight for your right to party so you could drink White Claws
Nbr1sunshine33 Nbr1sunshine33
26 dec 2020
The Beast ie Boys didnt fight for your right to party so you could drink White Claws
ifa black cat
Crosses your path
'DET IT.
ifa black cat Crosses your path 'DET IT.
When your grandma tells your mom to leave you alone
When your grandma tells your mom to leave you alone
You're a rare breed. They're not supposed to understand you.
HbicMzQuitB HbicMzQuitB
22 mar
You're a rare breed. They're not supposed to understand you.
Chelsea
@chelseaperetti
WHY DOES EVERY ONLINE RECIPE BEGIN WITH A 40 PAGE ESSAY ABOUT SOMEONES HUSBAND DOG AND KIDS AND A BRISK WALK THEY TOOK IN THE FALL AND HOW THEY LOVE THE CHANGING OF THE LEAVES AND THEIR DOGS FAVORITE TREAT. GIMME THE RECIPE HON MY SCROLL FINGER HURTS
Chelsea @chelseaperetti WHY DOES EVERY ONLINE RECIPE BEGIN WITH A 40 PAGE ESSAY ABOUT SOMEONES HUSBAND DOG AND KIDS AND A BRISK WALK THEY TOOK IN THE FALL AND HOW THEY LOVE THE CHANGING OF THE LEAVES AND THEIR DOGS FAVORITE TREAT. GIMME THE RECIPE HON MY SCROLL FINGER HURTS