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Someone asked me to name 2 structures that hold water.
I was like well damn.
Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes Someone asked me to name 2 structures that hold water. I was like well damn.
HALLUCINOGENS TO THE ALLIGATORS
HALLUCINOGENS TO THE ALLIGATORS
David Woodland
@DavidSven
We pay my oldest $1 every time he reads a book. We're talking 160 page
chapter books.
I'm out $120 this year and he thinks he's ripping me off. Best investment ever.
David Woodland @DavidSven We pay my oldest $1 every time he reads a book. We're talking 160 page chapter books. I'm out $120 this year and he thinks he's ripping me off. Best investment ever.
YOURE
SO?
YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE I'VE BEEN WITH.
.ALL THE OTHERS WERE AT LEAST HIGH SEVENS OR LOW EIGHTS.
YOURE SO? YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE I'VE BEEN WITH. .ALL THE OTHERS WERE AT LEAST HIGH SEVENS OR LOW EIGHTS.
If someone gave you
$200 because "you're ugly" would you take the money?
Xavier
Absolutely. I'm ugly,not stupid
groupspositive1 groupspositive1
16 mar
If someone gave you $200 because "you're ugly" would you take the money? Xavier Absolutely. I'm ugly,not stupid
When your grandma tells your mom to leave you alone
When your grandma tells your mom to leave you alone
EVEN IF ONLY TALK TO YOU FOR A COUPLE
MINUTES,
IT STILL MAKES MY DAY.
HbicMzQuitB HbicMzQuitB
22 mar
EVEN IF ONLY TALK TO YOU FOR A COUPLE MINUTES, IT STILL MAKES MY DAY.
Apparently, 99% of men have a hard time locating this zipper
best_what best_what
19 mar
Apparently, 99% of men have a hard time locating this zipper
They said it was like a mansion on wish.
TATERNUTZ TATERNUTZ
6 mar
They said it was like a mansion on wish.
aww Posted by v.redd.it @1 George did not like the Christmas tree box being on top of his mat!
All of our daughters should be told this daily!
Mirror, mirror on the wall...
It does not matter if I'm short or tall...
if skinny legs or my hips are wide...
It only matters who am inside...
Blue eyes, brown eyes, black or green...
I What makes me most beautiful cannot be seen...
en you look at me, don't judge me by my parts...
The most beautiful thing about me is my heart.
LynnGonder LynnGonder
14 mar
All of our daughters should be told this daily! Mirror, mirror on the wall... It does not matter if I'm short or tall... if skinny legs or my hips are wide... It only matters who am inside... Blue eyes, brown eyes, black or green... I What makes me most beautiful cannot be seen... en you look at me, don't judge me by my parts... The most beautiful thing about me is my heart.
One of the weirder things
About being an adult
Is having a favorite
Stove top burner.
Yet nobody talks
About it.
One of the weirder things About being an adult Is having a favorite Stove top burner. Yet nobody talks About it.
skulltaker
5 mar
Damm Grandma
NAILED IT
SEXY WATER HAIB FLIP EXPECTATION:
REALITY
Laura38 Laura38
12 jun
NAILED IT SEXY WATER HAIB FLIP EXPECTATION: REALITY
TO CATCH THE SOU YOU MUST BECOME THE SQUIRREL
TO CATCH THE SOU YOU MUST BECOME THE SQUIRREL
LIFE IS BETTER WHEN YOU DON'T CARE WHAT OTHER PEOPLE THINK
asl Xivinia
LIFE IS BETTER WHEN YOU DON'T CARE WHAT OTHER PEOPLE THINK asl Xivinia
WHOA, WHOA/ KNOCK OVER THE MUG, NOT THE COFFEE POT.
YOU'RE A LOVABLE JERK, DAVE,
NOT A BARBARIAN.
CAT IN TRAINING
WHOA, WHOA/ KNOCK OVER THE MUG, NOT THE COFFEE POT. YOU'RE A LOVABLE JERK, DAVE, NOT A BARBARIAN. CAT IN TRAINING
did you know?
Every December 25th, a town in Peru celebrates 'Takanakuy.'
Men, women, and children settle grudges from the past year by calling each other out and having a fist fight. Then everybody goes drinking to numb the pain and move on to a new year.
did you know? Every December 25th, a town in Peru celebrates 'Takanakuy.' Men, women, and children settle grudges from the past year by calling each other out and having a fist fight. Then everybody goes drinking to numb the pain and move on to a new year.
'The fattest squirrel I've ever seen just stole an avocado from my trash
furiousSEUT777 furiousSEUT777
24 mar
'The fattest squirrel I've ever seen just stole an avocado from my trash