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seeing old people alone makes me want to cry @ certified cat @maiwurld lady pls go sit with him
Thirty
@TalkThirty
When was 5, my parents convinced my twin and me to name our goldfish surf and turf, then a year later, after surf and turf died, our family was out to dinner and I saw surf and turf on the menu. That is my joker origin story.
Thirty @TalkThirty When was 5, my parents convinced my twin and me to name our goldfish surf and turf, then a year later, after surf and turf died, our family was out to dinner and I saw surf and turf on the menu. That is my joker origin story.
When a big tittied babe from the group sends you nudes outta the blue
When a big tittied babe from the group sends you nudes outta the blue
Koko the gorilla loved Mister Rogers Neighborhood, and when Rogers took a trip to meet her, she not only embraced the television icon, but followed standard protocol based on what shed seen on the show: she took his shoes off.
mental flasc
Koko the gorilla loved Mister Rogers Neighborhood, and when Rogers took a trip to meet her, she not only embraced the television icon, but followed standard protocol based on what shed seen on the show: she took his shoes off. mental flasc
I asked my wife why she married me.
She said Because you are funny."
said "LL thought it was because I was good in bed."
She said
"See? You're hilarious!"
I asked my wife why she married me. She said Because you are funny." said "LL thought it was because I was good in bed." She said "See? You're hilarious!"
"Hey man, you free this weekend?"
*wipes single tear*
"I'm free every weekend."
"Hey man, you free this weekend?" *wipes single tear* "I'm free every weekend."
"Keep rescuing animals,
You may lose your mind, but you will surely find your soul."
"Keep rescuing animals, You may lose your mind, but you will surely find your soul."
WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU EAT PEANUT BUTTER AND BAKED BEANS?
A FART THAT STICKS TO THE ROOF OF YOUR ASS.
mikehuncho mikehuncho
13d
WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU EAT PEANUT BUTTER AND BAKED BEANS? A FART THAT STICKS TO THE ROOF OF YOUR ASS.
Kids complaining they are bored.
Bitch please You lucky this didn't happen in the
80's with only 12 channels no internet,
Netflix or Xbox!
You'd be doing puzzles and playing go fish!
Kids complaining they are bored. Bitch please You lucky this didn't happen in the 80's with only 12 channels no internet, Netflix or Xbox! You'd be doing puzzles and playing go fish!
Is that popcorn I smell?
Those liars said it was yaad iraall
Is that popcorn I smell? Those liars said it was yaad iraall
HIM: what ru doin
HER: just here in a tank top
HIM: send me a pic
HER:
HIM: what ru doin HER: just here in a tank top HIM: send me a pic HER:
Some women can't cook, but can
start an argument from scratch.
Some women can't cook, but can start an argument from scratch.
WHO REMEMBERS THE CARNIVAL RIDE?
WHO REMEMBERS THE CARNIVAL RIDE?
If it hurts, leave.
Not because you no longer believe in love, but because you
still do.
LE. Bowman
awakepoets awakepoets
15 mar
If it hurts, leave. Not because you no longer believe in love, but because you still do. LE. Bowman
WHEN YOUR FAVORITE SONG COMES ON
TopHat TopHat
10 mar
WHEN YOUR FAVORITE SONG COMES ON
Caroline Kee
good morning here's a picture of a baby dik dik, an adorably tiny species of antelope that marks its territory with tears which is also extremely relatable
TopHat TopHat
11 mar
Caroline Kee good morning here's a picture of a baby dik dik, an adorably tiny species of antelope that marks its territory with tears which is also extremely relatable
TODAY'S LESSON IN IRONY THE FOOD STAMP PROGRAM IS ADMINISTERED BY THE U. S. DEPARTMENT OF AGRICULTURE. THEY PROUDLY REPORT THAT THEY DISTRIBUTE FREE MEALS AND FOOD STAMPS TO OVER 46 MILLION PEOPLE ON AN ANNUAL BASIS.
MEANWHILE, THE NATIONAL PARK SERVICE, RUN BY THE U. S. DEPARTMENT OF THE INTERIOR, ASKS US, "PLEASE DO NOT FEED THE ANIMALS". THEIR STATED REASON FOR THIS POLICY BEING THAT..
"THE ANIMALS WILL GROW DEPENDENT ON THE HANDOUTS, AND THEN THEY WILL NEVER LEARN TO TAKE CARE OF THEMSELVES".
THIS CONCLUDES TODAY'S LESSON ANY QUESTIONS?
TODAY'S LESSON IN IRONY THE FOOD STAMP PROGRAM IS ADMINISTERED BY THE U. S. DEPARTMENT OF AGRICULTURE. THEY PROUDLY REPORT THAT THEY DISTRIBUTE FREE MEALS AND FOOD STAMPS TO OVER 46 MILLION PEOPLE ON AN ANNUAL BASIS. MEANWHILE, THE NATIONAL PARK SERVICE, RUN BY THE U. S. DEPARTMENT OF THE INTERIOR, ASKS US, "PLEASE DO NOT FEED THE ANIMALS". THEIR STATED REASON FOR THIS POLICY BEING THAT.. "THE ANIMALS WILL GROW DEPENDENT ON THE HANDOUTS, AND THEN THEY WILL NEVER LEARN TO TAKE CARE OF THEMSELVES". THIS CONCLUDES TODAY'S LESSON ANY QUESTIONS?
hate when people can't see the wrong in their actions, but see the wrong in yours.
JennyGoff
11 mar
hate when people can't see the wrong in their actions, but see the wrong in yours.
Woman has too much fun with VR waterslide -ar)
_ they threw the silencer threw threw the silencer on these fr
_ they threw the silencer threw threw the silencer on these fr