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Let the past go... See the point is you don't know how much future you've got left
Me ignoring text messages until I gain enough energy to be social again.
Me ignoring text messages until I gain enough energy to be social again.
IF YOU DON'T HAVE ANYTHING NICE TO SAY,
MOTHERFUCKERS NEED TO HEAR THE TRUTH
IF YOU DON'T HAVE ANYTHING NICE TO SAY, MOTHERFUCKERS NEED TO HEAR THE TRUTH
YOU REMEMBER PUMPING GAS YOUR LICENSES PLATE..
BEHIND YOU MUST BE REALLY OLD! %
SleepyGirl
15 mar
YOU REMEMBER PUMPING GAS YOUR LICENSES PLATE.. BEHIND YOU MUST BE REALLY OLD! %
dont know who needs to see this, Dut here's a hedgehog in a little tent
dont know who needs to see this, Dut here's a hedgehog in a little tent
THE EFACE. WE WHEN WE
KNOW THEY'RE LYIN
BUT WE LISTEN ANYWAY
JennyGoff
6 mar
THE EFACE. WE WHEN WE KNOW THEY'RE LYIN BUT WE LISTEN ANYWAY
Anytime you tell your wife to do something, finish it with saying
HAVE SPOKEN!!!"
22toomany 22toomany
12 mar
Anytime you tell your wife to do something, finish it with saying HAVE SPOKEN!!!"
ALL MEN LIKE TO THINK THEY'RE MARRYING NYMPHOMANIAGS
THE PROBLEM Is AFTER A FEW YEARS,
THE NYMPHO LEAVES AND THE MANIAC STAYS.
VictorCarroll VictorCarroll
27 apr
ALL MEN LIKE TO THINK THEY'RE MARRYING NYMPHOMANIAGS THE PROBLEM Is AFTER A FEW YEARS, THE NYMPHO LEAVES AND THE MANIAC STAYS.
In Sickness
*coughs up blood* "I'm fine":
Pisces, Taurus, Virgo, Scorpio,
Capricorn, Aquarius
*sneezes* "I'm dying":
Aries, Gemini, Cancer, Leo, Libra,
Sagittarius
In Sickness *coughs up blood* "I'm fine": Pisces, Taurus, Virgo, Scorpio, Capricorn, Aquarius *sneezes* "I'm dying": Aries, Gemini, Cancer, Leo, Libra, Sagittarius
It's the frealsin' weekend, baby.
I'm about to do
15 loads of laundry.
It's the frealsin' weekend, baby. I'm about to do 15 loads of laundry.
Meet my family.
They're...rocks..
POUCE
Meet my family. They're...rocks.. POUCE
Clare Pooley
@cpooleywriter
I've loaned my ancient terrier to my dad as a #SupportDog during #Selflsolation.
He doesn't need walks any more - just a
garden, love and a lap. I miss him terribly, but this picture made me so happy
Clare Pooley @cpooleywriter I've loaned my ancient terrier to my dad as a #SupportDog during #Selflsolation. He doesn't need walks any more - just a garden, love and a lap. I miss him terribly, but this picture made me so happy
Relax! You're more likely
Oh god, a SHARK! to get killed by a COW We're done for! than a shark!
Relax! You're more likely Oh god, a SHARK! to get killed by a COW We're done for! than a shark!
Do you ever make jokes in your head and accidentally laugh out loud because you're so funny
Do you ever make jokes in your head and accidentally laugh out loud because you're so funny
I really hate to brag but have a private chef that prepares my lunches.
I really hate to brag but have a private chef that prepares my lunches.
Alcohol &
Bad Decisions
Flavor
Alcohol & Bad Decisions Flavor
According to scientist at Harvard, hair is the thinnest thing in the world
jose
They obviously haven't seen my patience
According to scientist at Harvard, hair is the thinnest thing in the world jose They obviously haven't seen my patience
This year thousands of men will die from stubbornness,
NO WE WONTI
This year thousands of men will die from stubbornness, NO WE WONTI
La DAILY MOVIES
& \
Can i get your signature
\G im.
Give mea
HOMIE_410
15 mar
La DAILY MOVIES & \ Can i get your signature \G im. Give mea
IT AMAZES ME HOW MUCH OF MY DAILY ENERGY GOES INTO TRYING NOT TO BE A BITCH.
@KAREN.DISAPPROVES
IT AMAZES ME HOW MUCH OF MY DAILY ENERGY GOES INTO TRYING NOT TO BE A BITCH. @KAREN.DISAPPROVES
Stay STRONG in your FAITH no matter the TYPE
rainbowent rainbowent
13 mar
Stay STRONG in your FAITH no matter the TYPE