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McGregor broke his leg
ONE
Both of them
and Oprah too..
EliseWuelling EliseWuelling
12 mar
ONE Both of them and Oprah too..
Why must live this life alone in solitude?
Iam So lonely...
Don't fucking touch
Will this loneliness ever and?
Why must live this life alone in solitude? Iam So lonely... Don't fucking touch Will this loneliness ever and?
That one overly cheerful mother fucker that's at work waiting for you every morning
That one overly cheerful mother fucker that's at work waiting for you every morning
- BB
@BrandonLBradfor
I'm eating breakfast at the busy restaurant below my apartment. A lovely young woman just asked me if I could "hurry up and finish my breakfast, my friend is coming in 15 minutes and we want to take your seat."
So I'll be here for the rest of today.
- BB @BrandonLBradfor I'm eating breakfast at the busy restaurant below my apartment. A lovely young woman just asked me if I could "hurry up and finish my breakfast, my friend is coming in 15 minutes and we want to take your seat." So I'll be here for the rest of today.
If the kindest souls were rewarded with the longest lives,
Dogs would outlive us all.
Mariwanna Mariwanna
8 mar
If the kindest souls were rewarded with the longest lives, Dogs would outlive us all.
IT GAME
SEE HOW MANY CHEEZ-ITS YOU CAN PLACE ON THE CAT BEFORE HE WAKES UP.
JenniferHill
8 mar
IT GAME SEE HOW MANY CHEEZ-ITS YOU CAN PLACE ON THE CAT BEFORE HE WAKES UP.
THE LEADING CAUSE FOR INJURY IN OLD! MEN,
IS THEM THINKING THEY ARE STITL YOUNG MEN
THE LEADING CAUSE FOR INJURY IN OLD! MEN, IS THEM THINKING THEY ARE STITL YOUNG MEN
When the server comes to the table while you're chomping on your food & asks if everything's okay and you're just like
When the server comes to the table while you're chomping on your food & asks if everything's okay and you're just like
james
@video_jame my cat with a $20 toy: no thanks
my cat with the mcdonald's straw i dropped on the floor: u are my vice. my muse. my soulmate
james @video_jame my cat with a $20 toy: no thanks my cat with the mcdonald's straw i dropped on the floor: u are my vice. my muse. my soulmate
Wait for it...
How angry should I make him today then play the victim
How angry should I make him today then play the victim
GOT 99 PROBLEMS AND BEING TRAPPED IN A DECAYING BODY IN A MONEY HUNGRY SOCIETY ON A DYING PLANET INA MYSTERIOUS DIMENSION MAY BE ONE.
GOT 99 PROBLEMS AND BEING TRAPPED IN A DECAYING BODY IN A MONEY HUNGRY SOCIETY ON A DYING PLANET INA MYSTERIOUS DIMENSION MAY BE ONE.
AFTER TUESDAY ALL ABOUT
LynnGonder LynnGonder
14 mar
AFTER TUESDAY ALL ABOUT
Co-workers: You never seem stressed, what's your secret?
Me:
Dontboi Dontboi
17 mar
Co-workers: You never seem stressed, what's your secret? Me:
agirl complimenting
me wondering me
who could've dared her to say that
Rikkeej Rikkeej
11 mar
agirl complimenting me wondering me who could've dared her to say that
Depression is sleeping through the day in a d
Depression is ignoring calls and texts from family and friends.
Depression is feeling lonely but not wanting company. AQ
Depression is a disease. It's called the silent killer for a reason:
If you're still here today, love you
MINDJOURNALS)
Depression is sleeping through the day in a d Depression is ignoring calls and texts from family and friends. Depression is feeling lonely but not wanting company. AQ Depression is a disease. It's called the silent killer for a reason: If you're still here today, love you MINDJOURNALS)
The lack of money is the root of all evil.
Mark Twain
The lack of money is the root of all evil. Mark Twain
A New Jersey man bought a $5 bottle of orange juice from Shoprite; his wife said it was too expensive and sent him back to return it because it was on sale for $2.50 elsewhere.
He then decided to buy two lottery tickets with the cash refunded from the OJ; he won $315.3 million.
lilfactsweird lilfactsweird
19 mar
A New Jersey man bought a $5 bottle of orange juice from Shoprite; his wife said it was too expensive and sent him back to return it because it was on sale for $2.50 elsewhere. He then decided to buy two lottery tickets with the cash refunded from the OJ; he won $315.3 million.
This person tried to unlock your Phone
This person tried to unlock your Phone
Him: What are you doing?
Her: Taking bath.
me a picture!
TeeRob TeeRob
7 mar
Him: What are you doing? Her: Taking bath. me a picture!