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If you sit on the toilet at pm and the clock strikes midnight, its the same shit, different day.
If you sit on the toilet at pm and the clock strikes midnight, its the same shit, different day.
HE'S CLAIMING COPY RIGHT INFRINGEMENT!
SAYS HE'S BEEN TWEETING FOR
50 YEARS
groupsYonderStar groupsYonderStar
16 mar
HE'S CLAIMING COPY RIGHT INFRINGEMENT! SAYS HE'S BEEN TWEETING FOR 50 YEARS
When girls say: get my weed for free"
Cristo70
20 may
When girls say: get my weed for free"
"MEGHAN WHERE ARE YOU, I JUST WANNA TALK!
"MEGHAN WHERE ARE YOU, I JUST WANNA TALK!
"Hey kids, you wanna live in the sewer, fight crime and eat pizza for the rest of your life?"
AN
"Hey kids, you wanna live in the sewer, fight crime and eat pizza for the rest of your life?" AN
The perfect girl doesn't exi....
The perfect girl doesn't exi....
Him "i can't cum with a condom on"
Cthats meme
Me "well I probably won't cum at all so let's call it a night"
Him "i can't cum with a condom on" Cthats meme Me "well I probably won't cum at all so let's call it a night"
"The reality is that you will grieve
I forever. You will not 'get over' the
I loss of a loved one; you will learn to live with it. You will heal and you I will rebuild yourself around the loss you have suffered. You will be whole again but you will never be the same. Nor should you be the same nor would you want to."
Gargoyle Gargoyle
17 mar
"The reality is that you will grieve I forever. You will not 'get over' the I loss of a loved one; you will learn to live with it. You will heal and you I will rebuild yourself around the loss you have suffered. You will be whole again but you will never be the same. Nor should you be the same nor would you want to."
MY WIFE SUGGEST GET ONE OF THOSE PENIS ENLARGERS
of Strange
$01 DID, SHE'S 217 AND HER NAME IS KIM
420BayRay
2 jun
MY WIFE SUGGEST GET ONE OF THOSE PENIS ENLARGERS of Strange $01 DID, SHE'S 217 AND HER NAME IS KIM
MY KIDS WILL NEVER: KNOW THAT AWFUL FEELING
OF REALIZING THERE'S NO
VHS TAPE BEHIND THE BOK AT THE CTOREX
MY KIDS WILL NEVER: KNOW THAT AWFUL FEELING OF REALIZING THERE'S NO VHS TAPE BEHIND THE BOK AT THE CTOREX
TRAN REAP HAD THREESCIE IGRT
JUST NEEDED 2 MORE PEOPLE"
Louie888 Louie888
10 mar
TRAN REAP HAD THREESCIE IGRT JUST NEEDED 2 MORE PEOPLE"
Now you re thpe aking my la language
WITH"
CharElliott CharElliott
12 mar
Now you re thpe aking my la language WITH"
sabreen ali. @queenxbean
ever since my daughter found out our plant, serena, wasn't getting enough sunlight, she insists on taking her out for walks while holding her up to the sun.
sabreen ali. @queenxbean ever since my daughter found out our plant, serena, wasn't getting enough sunlight, she insists on taking her out for walks while holding her up to the sun.
A PESSIMIST sees a dark tunnel
An OPTIMIST sees light at the end of the tunnel
A REALIST sees a freight train
The TRAIN driver sees 3 idiots standing on the tracks.
JimmyCompton JimmyCompton
9 mar
A PESSIMIST sees a dark tunnel An OPTIMIST sees light at the end of the tunnel A REALIST sees a freight train The TRAIN driver sees 3 idiots standing on the tracks.
Here's A Magical Gender Reveal That
Won't Make You Gag
"thy
@tanksgoodnews
Here's A Magical Gender Reveal That Won't Make You Gag "thy @tanksgoodnews
When you pull up to work
and the fucking place is still standing...
When you pull up to work and the fucking place is still standing...
I Straw Challenge - qt
TRis desertus stupid. Tnney need
to nut a drinkrrne
TRis desertus stupid. Tnney need to nut a drinkrrne
Amazing designs
THE 1980's
PEOPLE WANTED TO KNOW WHAT THE FUTURE WOULD LOOK LIKE.
IN 2020
PEOPLE WANT TO GO BACK TO THE 80'S.
ecstaticLove ecstaticLove
18 mar
THE 1980's PEOPLE WANTED TO KNOW WHAT THE FUTURE WOULD LOOK LIKE. IN 2020 PEOPLE WANT TO GO BACK TO THE 80'S.