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No time for that at night SS
Drove past this plumber today with this decal painted on his truck
JoeGlen
21 jun
Drove past this plumber today with this decal painted on his truck
When you've worked out real hard and want to show off your new bikini
When you've worked out real hard and want to show off your new bikini
People aren't actually bothered by you not wearing a mask. If it was such a big deal, they would just stay away from you. They are bothered that you're disobedient. They are bothered that your strength shines a light on their weakness.
gregglesty
10 mar
People aren't actually bothered by you not wearing a mask. If it was such a big deal, they would just stay away from you. They are bothered that you're disobedient. They are bothered that your strength shines a light on their weakness.
my blind cat loves the outdoors
my blind cat loves the outdoors
Hands up if your weekend only lasted for
5 seconds also.
Hands up if your weekend only lasted for 5 seconds also.
Roxi Horror
roxiqt
Everything is bad lately so do whatever makes you happy that doesn't hurt others. If playing video games brings you joy, do
it. If you feel better after a long run, go for it. If you want to invite a neighborhood opossum home for a tea party, treat yourself. Live your best life.
Roxi Horror roxiqt Everything is bad lately so do whatever makes you happy that doesn't hurt others. If playing video games brings you joy, do it. If you feel better after a long run, go for it. If you want to invite a neighborhood opossum home for a tea party, treat yourself. Live your best life.
Watched a woman look at my tattoos then clutch her bag... Ma'am my arm costs more than your purse
taniaye taniaye
15 mar
Watched a woman look at my tattoos then clutch her bag... Ma'am my arm costs more than your purse
@darlingful
when i say "i love you more', i don't mean i love you more than you love me. i mean i love you more than the bad days ahead of us. i love you more than any fight we'll ever have. i love you more than any obstacle that will try and come between us. i love you with all my heart.
scattered_sadbut scattered_sadbut
18 mar
@darlingful when i say "i love you more', i don't mean i love you more than you love me. i mean i love you more than the bad days ahead of us. i love you more than any fight we'll ever have. i love you more than any obstacle that will try and come between us. i love you with all my heart.
Wait for it...
Me: Mom can you just wake me up at Sam?
My mom at Gam:
nochillcreep nochillcreep
22 mar
Me: Mom can you just wake me up at Sam? My mom at Gam:
David Woodland
@DavidSven
We pay my oldest $1 every time he reads a book. We're talking 160 page
chapter books.
I'm out $120 this year and he thinks he's ripping me off. Best investment ever.
David Woodland @DavidSven We pay my oldest $1 every time he reads a book. We're talking 160 page chapter books. I'm out $120 this year and he thinks he's ripping me off. Best investment ever.
Trying to take your holiday card photo:
Trying to take your holiday card photo:
Churchy Service Dogs do Altar Work
happy_memezar happy_memezar
12 mar
He pranked her so hard she spoke to the manager
DON'T CARE WHERE YOU LIVE, WHAT YOU RIDE OR HOW YOU DRESS OR HOW MUCH MONEY YOU HAVE.
MY LOYALTY RIDES IN HOW YOU TREAT ME...
DON'T CARE WHERE YOU LIVE, WHAT YOU RIDE OR HOW YOU DRESS OR HOW MUCH MONEY YOU HAVE. MY LOYALTY RIDES IN HOW YOU TREAT ME...
Harry, I'm dead.
Are vou serious?) Dead Sirfus.
Harry, I'm dead. Are vou serious?) Dead Sirfus.
Strong women never give up.
We might need a
coffee, a cry or even a day in bed
but we always come
back stronger.
Strong women never give up. We might need a coffee, a cry or even a day in bed but we always come back stronger.
what I expected my apocalypse outfit to look like vs. how it actually looks
what I expected my apocalypse outfit to look like vs. how it actually looks
memezarwtf memezarwtf
18 mar
We honestly do not deserve dogs @ saw this trend where you get in your dogs personal space to see what they do
YALE REALIZE
I'M GONNA
SNAP ONE DAY RIGHT?
jmgargoyle jmgargoyle
22 apr
YALE REALIZE I'M GONNA SNAP ONE DAY RIGHT?