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Officially have the most dramtic dog
a curb just hit my car... y'all be careful out here
a curb just hit my car... y'all be careful out here
think a lot of folks assume they are hated for their gender when in reality they are just unlikable cunts.
think a lot of folks assume they are hated for their gender when in reality they are just unlikable cunts.
Who ate these right from the tree
shiny_corner shiny_corner
10 mar
Who ate these right from the tree
SO WHEN THE FIRST LITTLE PIG ASKED THE MAN FOR STRAW TO BUILD HIS HOUSE, WHAT DO YOU THINK THE MAN WOULD HAVE SAID?
SO WHEN THE FIRST LITTLE PIG ASKED THE MAN FOR STRAW TO BUILD HIS HOUSE, WHAT DO YOU THINK THE MAN WOULD HAVE SAID?
LIFE GAVE ME ONIONS
CNIONADE SUCKS
70sguy 70sguy
21 mar
LIFE GAVE ME ONIONS CNIONADE SUCKS
Youre squishing me hooman
ff all
- ~
TATERNUTZ TATERNUTZ
17 mar
Youre squishing me hooman ff all - ~
When the server comes to the table while you're chomping on your food & asks if everything's okay and you're just like
When the server comes to the table while you're chomping on your food & asks if everything's okay and you're just like
First aid training is mandatory in Germany if you wish to obtain a driver's licence, and every vehicle has to carry a first aid kit.
First aid training is mandatory in Germany if you wish to obtain a driver's licence, and every vehicle has to carry a first aid kit.
@betchesluvthis
I live for that 45 minutes on Saturday when you're no longer tired from the week before and not yet stressed about the next week
@betchesluvthis I live for that 45 minutes on Saturday when you're no longer tired from the week before and not yet stressed about the next week
Keep the romance alive!
Exchange tacos on Tuesdays!
Shayne Shayne
10 apr
Keep the romance alive! Exchange tacos on Tuesdays!
When you sneeze so hard, your moustache changes lips:
When you sneeze so hard, your moustache changes lips:
Dangerous Distractions to
watch out for...
Dangerous Distractions to watch out for...
When someone honks at me for no reason
You wanna go
When someone honks at me for no reason You wanna go
When your co-workers really need your help but you still have 2 minutes left of your break...
WinterSnow WinterSnow
10 mar
When your co-workers really need your help but you still have 2 minutes left of your break...
Things money can't buy:
1. Manners
2. Morals
3. Respect
4. Character
5. Common sense
6. Trust
7. Patience
8. Class
g. Integrity
10. Love
Things money can't buy: 1. Manners 2. Morals 3. Respect 4. Character 5. Common sense 6. Trust 7. Patience 8. Class g. Integrity 10. Love
How you get punched so hard in game that you get knocked out irl @MustyburgerV3)
MEN DONT.LISTEN RECAUSE
TITS DONT TALK
MEN DONT.LISTEN RECAUSE TITS DONT TALK
DON'T KNOW WHY PEOPLE SKIP POSTS ABOUT GOD, BUT IF
YOU ARE NOT ONE, I CHALLENGE YOU TO SAY, "GOD, LOVE YOU
DON'T KNOW WHY PEOPLE SKIP POSTS ABOUT GOD, BUT IF YOU ARE NOT ONE, I CHALLENGE YOU TO SAY, "GOD, LOVE YOU
Type of selfies she be sending when she wants you to come home
Michiganguy81
15 may
Type of selfies she be sending when she wants you to come home
EXCUSE ME, MISS...
CAN BORROW YOUR PHONE?
EXCUSE ME, MISS... CAN BORROW YOUR PHONE?