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LeganderyKT LeganderyKT
6 mar
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Me: *Gets mugged by a hot lady in the alley
Cops: Do you remember anything about the robber?
TITTIES, YES...
REMEMBER.
Me: *Gets mugged by a hot lady in the alley Cops: Do you remember anything about the robber? TITTIES, YES... REMEMBER.
WHEN WAS AKID ITHOUGHT THIS WAS THE EPITOME GF
Leer AAMATINaTANnG
WHEN WAS AKID ITHOUGHT THIS WAS THE EPITOME GF Leer AAMATINaTANnG
When you've worked out real hard and want to show off your new bikini
When you've worked out real hard and want to show off your new bikini
WHEN HE ASKS FOR MORE WATER
aww Posted by v.redd.it @1 George did not like the Christmas tree box being on top of his mat!
When the house is a wreck, the sink is full of dishes, six loads of laundry need to be folded, you're out of milk and you just lay on the couch like:
When the house is a wreck, the sink is full of dishes, six loads of laundry need to be folded, you're out of milk and you just lay on the couch like:
When you say you're gonna take an hour nap and wake up 9 hours later
When you say you're gonna take an hour nap and wake up 9 hours later
Kids complaining they are bored.
Bitch please You lucky this didn't happen in the
80's with only 12 channels no internet,
Netflix or Xbox!
You'd be doing puzzles and playing go fish!
Kids complaining they are bored. Bitch please You lucky this didn't happen in the 80's with only 12 channels no internet, Netflix or Xbox! You'd be doing puzzles and playing go fish!
laughed so hard! I had to stop walking in the parking lot
laughed so hard! I had to stop walking in the parking lot
In 1905, 11-year-old Frank Epperson accidentally left a wooden stirrer in a glass of soda powder and water on his porch overnight. It was a cold night, and when Frank went outside the next morning, he found his drink frozen like an icicle. He liked it and started selling the treat around his neighborhood. After
20 years of making the frozen treat, he finally patented his "Pop's sicles."
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In 1905, 11-year-old Frank Epperson accidentally left a wooden stirrer in a glass of soda powder and water on his porch overnight. It was a cold night, and when Frank went outside the next morning, he found his drink frozen like an icicle. He liked it and started selling the treat around his neighborhood. After 20 years of making the frozen treat, he finally patented his "Pop's sicles." \wroird-facte
When you're riding with your dad and see your name pop up in the
Amber Alert:
diablo1 diablo1
16 apr
When you're riding with your dad and see your name pop up in the Amber Alert:
Blackboard almost hits professor at German University memes Today I learned: Germans say "oh shit" too
JUST LEAVE ME HERE
-PLLBE FINE
JUST LEAVE ME HERE -PLLBE FINE
THERE ARE TWO WAYS OF ARGUING WITH A WOMAN
NEITHER ONE WORKS
calvinbham calvinbham
12d
THERE ARE TWO WAYS OF ARGUING WITH A WOMAN NEITHER ONE WORKS
The steaks have never been higher
The steaks have never been higher
Is there any better boost to your self-esteem than when a cat that hates everyone ends up liking you?
Is there any better boost to your self-esteem than when a cat that hates everyone ends up liking you?
Sean Penn looks like all 3 stooges put together
IN
Sean Penn looks like all 3 stooges put together IN
MONEY DOES NOT CHANGE PEOPLE,
IT UNMASKS THEM.
Nbr1sunshine33 Nbr1sunshine33
11 nov 2020
MONEY DOES NOT CHANGE PEOPLE, IT UNMASKS THEM.
When someone says, "You suck."
Say: "Not for free."
The look on their face is priceless.
EliseWuelling EliseWuelling
5 mar
When someone says, "You suck." Say: "Not for free." The look on their face is priceless.