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Remembering that in highschool i got stabbed inthe balls with a sword during a production of romeo and juliet TKTOK prizant
WATCHING PEOPLE OF EM PRESENTS
KNOWING THE PING USE TO TRIV
WATCHING PEOPLE OF EM PRESENTS KNOWING THE PING USE TO TRIV
Today's advice...
ie
Am, &
Don't be a
Mzsaysay Mzsaysay
13 mar
Today's advice... ie Am, & Don't be a
DOGS
MY DOG ISN'T SPOILED. I'M JUST WELL TRAINED.
OF COURSE I TALK TO MY DOG.
SOMETIMES I NEED GREAT ADVICE.
HOME IS WHERE SOMEONE RUNS TO GREET YOU.
THE WINDOWS AR DIRTY THAT'S MY DOGS' NOSE ART.
THE FINISHING TOUCH TO ANY OUTFIT IS DOG HAIR.
DOGS LEAVE PAW PRINTS ON YOUR HEART...
AND ON YOUR FLOORS.
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LisaBruce LisaBruce
16 mar
DOGS MY DOG ISN'T SPOILED. I'M JUST WELL TRAINED. OF COURSE I TALK TO MY DOG. SOMETIMES I NEED GREAT ADVICE. HOME IS WHERE SOMEONE RUNS TO GREET YOU. THE WINDOWS AR DIRTY THAT'S MY DOGS' NOSE ART. THE FINISHING TOUCH TO ANY OUTFIT IS DOG HAIR. DOGS LEAVE PAW PRINTS ON YOUR HEART... AND ON YOUR FLOORS. weealgattcinprsion com
THREE OPEN
cr NON de
THREE OPEN cr NON de
GOT 99 PROBLEMS AND BEING TRAPPED IN A DECAYING BODY IN A MONEY HUNGRY SOCIETY ON A DYING PLANET INA MYSTERIOUS DIMENSION MAY BE ONE.
GOT 99 PROBLEMS AND BEING TRAPPED IN A DECAYING BODY IN A MONEY HUNGRY SOCIETY ON A DYING PLANET INA MYSTERIOUS DIMENSION MAY BE ONE.
REMEMBER CONCERTS?
AT
OK, GREAT! BUT THIS IS A RUG UNDER COFFEE TABLE.
Nbr1sunshine33 Nbr1sunshine33
12 mar
REMEMBER CONCERTS? AT OK, GREAT! BUT THIS IS A RUG UNDER COFFEE TABLE.
Saint Bob Payne
@readyforpayne
Hey kid, wanna hear a scary story?
One day you will be able to do
whatever you want and you will choose to stay home alone
Saint Bob Payne @readyforpayne Hey kid, wanna hear a scary story? One day you will be able to do whatever you want and you will choose to stay home alone
nh.
Mommy is in a timeout.
JennyGoff
13 mar
nh. Mommy is in a timeout.
Tupperware after you
put spaghetti in it
Tupperware after you put spaghetti in it
The truck of the day
Nbr1sunshine33 Nbr1sunshine33
13 mar
The truck of the day
Listen or thy tongue will keep thee deaf.
- AMERICAN INDIAN PROVERBS
kennek kennek
13 mar
Listen or thy tongue will keep thee deaf. - AMERICAN INDIAN PROVERBS
Get in loser, we're suing my dad, my
team, & the state of California.
@youvegotnomale
I \
AS
Get in loser, we're suing my dad, my team, & the state of California. @youvegotnomale I \ AS
There are doors
GOD is going to open for you just to show you that He is God in your life.
Amen!
none8
16 mar
There are doors GOD is going to open for you just to show you that He is God in your life. Amen!
When Kong vs Godzilla goes under changes to please the
Cancel Culture generation
When Kong vs Godzilla goes under changes to please the Cancel Culture generation
All of our daughters should be told this daily!
Mirror, mirror on the wall...
It does not matter if I'm short or tall...
if skinny legs or my hips are wide...
It only matters who am inside...
Blue eyes, brown eyes, black or green...
I What makes me most beautiful cannot be seen...
en you look at me, don't judge me by my parts...
The most beautiful thing about me is my heart.
LynnGonder LynnGonder
14 mar
All of our daughters should be told this daily! Mirror, mirror on the wall... It does not matter if I'm short or tall... if skinny legs or my hips are wide... It only matters who am inside... Blue eyes, brown eyes, black or green... I What makes me most beautiful cannot be seen... en you look at me, don't judge me by my parts... The most beautiful thing about me is my heart.
When you just finished a whole pizza and you're not sure if you're disgusted with yourself, or want to finish strong with an ice cream
MamaSouder MamaSouder
7 mar
When you just finished a whole pizza and you're not sure if you're disgusted with yourself, or want to finish strong with an ice cream
Messages
i am at home depot. do you need more paint.
Yes I need prob more
gallons.
GRIOCOLATE SHART
what is color, i forgot name )
just asked for that and the guy laughed at me for
5 minutes.
'Omg
am LMAO
kristisun1976 kristisun1976
28 feb
Messages i am at home depot. do you need more paint. Yes I need prob more gallons. GRIOCOLATE SHART what is color, i forgot name ) just asked for that and the guy laughed at me for 5 minutes. 'Omg am LMAO
"THE FUCK YOU MEAN YOU 'DONT KNOW HOW TO CHANGE A TIRE'!?
WHAT DO YOU AND YOUR BUDDIES DO WHEN YOU HANG OUT THEN
-LISTEN TO FLORIDA GEORGIA LINE AND COMPARE VAGINAS?"
MolanoMosh MolanoMosh
18 jun
"THE FUCK YOU MEAN YOU 'DONT KNOW HOW TO CHANGE A TIRE'!? WHAT DO YOU AND YOUR BUDDIES DO WHEN YOU HANG OUT THEN -LISTEN TO FLORIDA GEORGIA LINE AND COMPARE VAGINAS?"
They should make an alarm clock that sounds like a cat getting ready
to voniit...
NOTHING makes you jump out of hed faster!
They should make an alarm clock that sounds like a cat getting ready to voniit... NOTHING makes you jump out of hed faster!
Never let your friends feel lonely... Disturb them all the time.
LisaBruce LisaBruce
9 mar
Never let your friends feel lonely... Disturb them all the time.