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Her: "What's in your pocket?"
Me: *moves my dick with no
hands*
Her:
WOLVERINE
11 apr
Her: "What's in your pocket?" Me: *moves my dick with no hands* Her:
Especially for English Language
Lovers.. Can any one tell the difference between 'Completed' and 'Finished'? No dictionary has ever been able to define the difference between 'Complete'
and Finished.' However, in a linguistic conference, held in London England, Sun
Sherman an Indian American, was the clever winner. His final challenge was this. His response was: When you marry the right woman, you are 'Complete. If you marry the wrong woman, you are
'Finished. And , when the right woman catches you with the wrong woman, you are e 'Completely Finished. His ai answer
Especially for English Language Lovers.. Can any one tell the difference between 'Completed' and 'Finished'? No dictionary has ever been able to define the difference between 'Complete' and Finished.' However, in a linguistic conference, held in London England, Sun Sherman an Indian American, was the clever winner. His final challenge was this. His response was: When you marry the right woman, you are 'Complete. If you marry the wrong woman, you are 'Finished. And , when the right woman catches you with the wrong woman, you are e 'Completely Finished. His ai answer
EATS NOTHING BUT SEA LETTUCE AND SWIMS LAPS ALL DAY
BIG NEGR ON
STILL FAT
JoeyCongas JoeyCongas
7 mar
EATS NOTHING BUT SEA LETTUCE AND SWIMS LAPS ALL DAY BIG NEGR ON STILL FAT
OH, YOU HAVE YOUR CHOICE OF 20 MOVIES FOR THE CAR?
WHEN WAS A KID, WATCHED THE SAME THING EVERY TRIP.
IT WAS CALLED THE WINDOW.
OH, YOU HAVE YOUR CHOICE OF 20 MOVIES FOR THE CAR? WHEN WAS A KID, WATCHED THE SAME THING EVERY TRIP. IT WAS CALLED THE WINDOW.
THE MORE GET TO KNOW PEOPLE,
THE MORE REALIZE WHY NOAH ONLY LET ANIMALS ON
TUC DHAT
remote_groups remote_groups
16 mar
THE MORE GET TO KNOW PEOPLE, THE MORE REALIZE WHY NOAH ONLY LET ANIMALS ON TUC DHAT
Okay how many of you here has been a bad boy you're going to have to be punished
TimAyers TimAyers
9 jun
Okay how many of you here has been a bad boy you're going to have to be punished
If we don't go back and paint this on a wall, no one's ever gonna believe it.
If we don't go back and paint this on a wall, no one's ever gonna believe it.
GOOD WOOD
MAKES A BEAVER VERY HAPPY
giftedJust giftedJust
20 mar
GOOD WOOD MAKES A BEAVER VERY HAPPY
FIX ALL
BUT THEN HEARD GOD SAY'STAY OUT OF MY BUSINESS'
FIX ALL BUT THEN HEARD GOD SAY'STAY OUT OF MY BUSINESS'
POLICE ARE SEARCHING FOR MOTHER NATURE.
SHE IS BI-POLAR AND IS BELIEVED TO BE OFF HER MEDICATION.
jeep2013 jeep2013
6 mar
POLICE ARE SEARCHING FOR MOTHER NATURE. SHE IS BI-POLAR AND IS BELIEVED TO BE OFF HER MEDICATION.
Toby isn't a model but he should be lam not a model BUT.. CA
People can't use you if you're useless
People can't use you if you're useless
To the afterlife you go
To the afterlife you go
Him: suck my dick
Her: im allergic to shrimp
Mzsaysay Mzsaysay
13 mar
Him: suck my dick Her: im allergic to shrimp
My Mom was cleaning out their liquor cabinet and offered mea bottle of Vodka they've had for ages. had to say no because I know it's 70% water from me stealing it when I was 16.
guiltyFunny guiltyFunny
18 mar
My Mom was cleaning out their liquor cabinet and offered mea bottle of Vodka they've had for ages. had to say no because I know it's 70% water from me stealing it when I was 16.
DON'T BE WORRIED ABOUT YOUR SMARTPHONE AND TV SPYING ON YOU. YOUR
VACUUM CLEANER HAS
BEEN GATHERING DIRT ON
YOU FOR YEARS.
DON'T BE WORRIED ABOUT YOUR SMARTPHONE AND TV SPYING ON YOU. YOUR VACUUM CLEANER HAS BEEN GATHERING DIRT ON YOU FOR YEARS.
everyone's falling in love and I'm just like
TopHat TopHat
9 mar
everyone's falling in love and I'm just like
The circle of life is so beautiful
back_grew back_grew
21 mar
The circle of life is so beautiful
WHEN T TELL MY DOG ABOUT MY DAY.
KEEP RHYMING KEEP RHYMING WITH "TREATS"
SQ HE LOOKS TNTERESTEN
WITH "TREATS"
WHEN T TELL MY DOG ABOUT MY DAY. KEEP RHYMING KEEP RHYMING WITH "TREATS" SQ HE LOOKS TNTERESTEN WITH "TREATS"
HAVE YOU EVER LISTENED TO SOMEONE AND THOUGHT
YOU'VE GOT THE IO OF A FUCKING CRAYON
DDivya DDivya
13 mar
HAVE YOU EVER LISTENED TO SOMEONE AND THOUGHT YOU'VE GOT THE IO OF A FUCKING CRAYON