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Sid gets payback
worstpetofday worstpetofday
14 mar
It's vet time! The look on Penny's face is priceless!
IF SHE HAS A JOB, HER OWN CAR,
PAYS HER BILLS, AND MANAGE TO LIVE COMFORTABLY BEFORE SHE MEETS YOU, UNDERSTAND THAT SHE WANTS LOVALTY, NOT YOUR MONEY.
SHE CAN FINANCE HERSELF
Willow37 Willow37
13 mar
IF SHE HAS A JOB, HER OWN CAR, PAYS HER BILLS, AND MANAGE TO LIVE COMFORTABLY BEFORE SHE MEETS YOU, UNDERSTAND THAT SHE WANTS LOVALTY, NOT YOUR MONEY. SHE CAN FINANCE HERSELF
One important learning of life, when someone is talking about their problems, you don't talk about yours.
You listen.
ashwinidodani
One important learning of life, when someone is talking about their problems, you don't talk about yours. You listen. ashwinidodani
My dog chillin' like "What's up?"
rainiedaze rainiedaze
16 mar
My dog chillin' like "What's up?"
Friend: All dreams have meaning
My dreams:
Friend: All dreams have meaning My dreams:
The real flex is how many people's lives you can positively impact
The real flex is how many people's lives you can positively impact
Sitting alone and enjoying your own company is better than being surrounded by fake people.
Sitting alone and enjoying your own company is better than being surrounded by fake people.
Guys put in their dating profiles that they want a "partner in crime" but when I show up with ski masks and blueprints to the bank, suddenly I'm
"unstable" and "a danger to society'
Smh what a double standard
Guys put in their dating profiles that they want a "partner in crime" but when I show up with ski masks and blueprints to the bank, suddenly I'm "unstable" and "a danger to society' Smh what a double standard
ASCD
Cunty
Attention
Seeking Cunt
Disorder.
EliseWuelling EliseWuelling
13 mar
ASCD Cunty Attention Seeking Cunt Disorder.
YOU HANG OUT WITH TRASH AND YOU START TO SMELL LIKE GARBAGE
YOU HANG OUT WITH TRASH AND YOU START TO SMELL LIKE GARBAGE
when the Neighbors are fighting and you're name came up
when the Neighbors are fighting and you're name came up
I promise I won't get mad. Tell me.
I promise I won't get mad. Tell me.
he's so excited
Did you know?
You can survive without eating for
weeks, but you will only live
11 days without sleeping.
Gi
Did you know? You can survive without eating for weeks, but you will only live 11 days without sleeping. Gi
WHEN TD SWITCH TO DECAF
WHEN TD SWITCH TO DECAF
Dogs seek out eye contact from their human owners, but not their own dog parents. They're the only non-primate that will look humans in the eyes, and unlike domesticated cats and horse's, dogs run towards humans when they are scared.
Dogs seek out eye contact from their human owners, but not their own dog parents. They're the only non-primate that will look humans in the eyes, and unlike domesticated cats and horse's, dogs run towards humans when they are scared.
Opening day of Zucchini Season!
Opening day of Zucchini Season!
"find Diet Coke please."
"find Diet Coke please."
"TELL ME THE STORY OF HOW AGAIN.
YOU RESCUED ME
Anna_Collins
21 may
"TELL ME THE STORY OF HOW AGAIN. YOU RESCUED ME
The first thing a man looks
at in a woman is her heart.
The fact that her tits are
in the way is NOT OUR FAULT
pcock
6d
The first thing a man looks at in a woman is her heart. The fact that her tits are in the way is NOT OUR FAULT