log in
wordydogss2 wordydogss2
10 mar
since my dog is too lazy to play fetch today we had to switch it up
He is new to this...
Rikkeej Rikkeej
28 oct 2020
He is new to this...
My army is ready, we attack at nightfall
Rikkeej Rikkeej
18d
My army is ready, we attack at nightfall
When you misjudged how potent that brownie was
id
be
ats
When you misjudged how potent that brownie was id be ats
Thank you for this food we are about to eat:.:
Please don't let us get caught.
Thank you for this food we are about to eat:.: Please don't let us get caught.
Hello?
i'm fine
thank you for accepting my invitation hope I do not disturb you
No problem are you robot?
How old are you?
4 thousand years old
me i'm 22
what's you job?
basically bring souls across an interdimensional portal to feed to the Ancient Ones. What do you do for fun?
me i'm a Caregiver what are you doing now?
Harvesting an elderly lady for organs and eventually collecting her soul
I'm alone in my room and naked,
you want to see me
Not really, this old bitch is kinda putting up a fight. Maybe later
promise me that it will stay
between us OK
Bitch, I just admitted to harvesting organs. You better be the one to keep quiet. Snitches get stitches
kristisun1976 kristisun1976
26 feb
Hello? i'm fine thank you for accepting my invitation hope I do not disturb you No problem are you robot? How old are you? 4 thousand years old me i'm 22 what's you job? basically bring souls across an interdimensional portal to feed to the Ancient Ones. What do you do for fun? me i'm a Caregiver what are you doing now? Harvesting an elderly lady for organs and eventually collecting her soul I'm alone in my room and naked, you want to see me Not really, this old bitch is kinda putting up a fight. Maybe later promise me that it will stay between us OK Bitch, I just admitted to harvesting organs. You better be the one to keep quiet. Snitches get stitches
There's Fire in Her
If loved correctly I She will warm your entire home
If abused, She will burn it down
AmandaMusick AmandaMusick
26 oct 2020
There's Fire in Her If loved correctly I She will warm your entire home If abused, She will burn it down
TONIGHT, ON UNSOLVED MYSTERIES WE INVESTIGATEs
HOW GOT A 30 DAY BAN FOR POSTING SOMETHING ON FB THAT FOUND ON FB
TONIGHT, ON UNSOLVED MYSTERIES WE INVESTIGATEs HOW GOT A 30 DAY BAN FOR POSTING SOMETHING ON FB THAT FOUND ON FB
Good Afternoon...
Stay Nice And Cool. .
Good Afternoon... Stay Nice And Cool. .
Seeing my irlfriend's boobs or the 47292th time
Seeing my irlfriend's boobs or the 47292th time
When die someone hack my account & post "it's hotter than a mf down here"
When die someone hack my account & post "it's hotter than a mf down here"
Good morning
en
SandraWilliam77 SandraWilliam77
11 jun
Good morning en
When you're riding with your dad and see your name pop up in the
Amber Alert:
diablo1 diablo1
16 apr
When you're riding with your dad and see your name pop up in the Amber Alert:
trustyGroups trustyGroups
16 mar
twosongssanctuary We to off him the time
"A society that keeps cures a secret so they can continue to sell medication for huge profits is not a real society but a huge mental asylum."
Nbr1sunshine33 Nbr1sunshine33
26 dec 2020
"A society that keeps cures a secret so they can continue to sell medication for huge profits is not a real society but a huge mental asylum."
So...uh. While being naked from the waist down, I made eye contact with my boyfriend and lifted my leg to fart.
Instead, I pushed a little too hard and just pissed on the floor like a fucking dog while making eye contact with this poor man.
So...uh. While being naked from the waist down, I made eye contact with my boyfriend and lifted my leg to fart. Instead, I pushed a little too hard and just pissed on the floor like a fucking dog while making eye contact with this poor man.
Think about it - every single corpse on Mt. Everest was once a highly motivated person.
Stay lazy my friends.
Think about it - every single corpse on Mt. Everest was once a highly motivated person. Stay lazy my friends.
my dad was killed in the line of duty 10 months before i graduated college so guys from his station came and surprised me at my graduation
IanRobbins IanRobbins
23 may
my dad was killed in the line of duty 10 months before i graduated college so guys from his station came and surprised me at my graduation
Put your hand in the box,
Paul
lettuceWellTh lettuceWellTh
20 mar
Put your hand in the box, Paul
A Jessie
@mommajessiec
[COMMERCIAL ON TV]
Me, as a kid: Hey, I have that toy!
Me, as an adult: Hey, I'm on that medication.
A Jessie @mommajessiec [COMMERCIAL ON TV] Me, as a kid: Hey, I have that toy! Me, as an adult: Hey, I'm on that medication.