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If your fishing buddies won't do this, then you need new fishing buddies
I can't get off the hook to go fishing with you. Call me in 5 and say it's an emergency.
Scale of 1 to 10?
10 get me out of here.
All right, put me on speaker I'm about to start crying.
If your fishing buddies won't do this, then you need new fishing buddies I can't get off the hook to go fishing with you. Call me in 5 and say it's an emergency. Scale of 1 to 10? 10 get me out of here. All right, put me on speaker I'm about to start crying.
Who still misses this guy?
Who still misses this guy?
When your going to a party and you are trying to impress the ladys
RyderScott
14 mar
When your going to a party and you are trying to impress the ladys
Anytime you tell your wife to do something, finish it with saying
HAVE SPOKEN!!!"
22toomany 22toomany
12 mar
Anytime you tell your wife to do something, finish it with saying HAVE SPOKEN!!!"
TATERNUTZ TATERNUTZ
11 mar
When you're the odd one
The hardest walk you can make is alone. But it's the walk that will make you stronger.
Ne
The hardest walk you can make is alone. But it's the walk that will make you stronger. Ne
used to be the person that no matter how bad you
hurt me, I'd always still be there for you, but I realized this had to stop because that's how you allow people to take advantage of you
and allow them to continuously
step over you.
I am not that person anymore.
HbicMzQuitB HbicMzQuitB
22 mar
used to be the person that no matter how bad you hurt me, I'd always still be there for you, but I realized this had to stop because that's how you allow people to take advantage of you and allow them to continuously step over you. I am not that person anymore.
When you bite a mozzarella stick and the cheese just keeps stretching
sad_groups4 sad_groups4
16 mar
When you bite a mozzarella stick and the cheese just keeps stretching
Okay. need you to stop.
When you find a serious leek under your sink.
When you find a serious leek under your sink.
Today,
I pray that God heals every person That Is
Living in pain.
AMEN!
CaidenBryant
11 mar
Today, I pray that God heals every person That Is Living in pain. AMEN!
BEST LOWE STORY OFF ALL TIME
FIGHT ME
BEST LOWE STORY OFF ALL TIME FIGHT ME
Dads: If I have a daughter, I'm not playing dress up
Dads after having daughter:
ShaunJon420 ShaunJon420
14 jun
Dads: If I have a daughter, I'm not playing dress up Dads after having daughter:
You're late againl
What happened this time? Sir, you won't betieve I
Sill ie
FAN x
You're late againl What happened this time? Sir, you won't betieve I Sill ie FAN x
Getting oral sex from an ugly person is like bungee jumping, you know it's gonna be fun but for fuck sakes don't look down
Sessoms
8 mar
Getting oral sex from an ugly person is like bungee jumping, you know it's gonna be fun but for fuck sakes don't look down
FACTOROID
In 1990, Muhammad Ali saved the lives of 15 U.S hostages in Iraq by going there and negotiating with Saddam Hussein by himself, ignoring warnings from the government and his family.
FACTOROID In 1990, Muhammad Ali saved the lives of 15 U.S hostages in Iraq by going there and negotiating with Saddam Hussein by himself, ignoring warnings from the government and his family.
When someone asks why
don't wear a mask.
99.9%
like survival breathing rate.
oxygen.
I don't believe lieve
hoaxes.
When someone asks why don't wear a mask. 99.9% like survival breathing rate. oxygen. I don't believe lieve hoaxes.
just wanna feel wanted by
someone other
than the police.
just wanna feel wanted by someone other than the police.
pods:
OH MY GOD one of our tigers did this (and it isn't stuck on his head: one of the keepers went in to see if he needed help and he undid
this and redid it on his own a few times) but mb KOC'C MDOCTTOOOAIMIAIM TY TOC AT ISNA
pods: OH MY GOD one of our tigers did this (and it isn't stuck on his head: one of the keepers went in to see if he needed help and he undid this and redid it on his own a few times) but mb KOC'C MDOCTTOOOAIMIAIM TY TOC AT ISNA