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Some subway system ya got there. This is the 157th St. 1 line right now. @BilldeBlasio
DON'T REALLY CARE WHAT PEOPLE THINK ABOUT ME,
rr te
I'M JUST TRYING TO BE HAPPY AND DO MY OWN THING.
MrsSikeoh MrsSikeoh
14 mar
DON'T REALLY CARE WHAT PEOPLE THINK ABOUT ME, rr te I'M JUST TRYING TO BE HAPPY AND DO MY OWN THING.
DOGS HAVE A WAY OF FINDING THE PEOPLE WHO NEED THEM AND FILLING AN EMPTINESS WE DIDN'
EVER KNOW WE H THOM JONES
I Love Animals
Gargoyle Gargoyle
11 mar
DOGS HAVE A WAY OF FINDING THE PEOPLE WHO NEED THEM AND FILLING AN EMPTINESS WE DIDN' EVER KNOW WE H THOM JONES I Love Animals
LOOKS GREAT...
UNTIL THE ROOMBA
ACCIDENTALLY SUNMONS ADEMON
LOOKS GREAT... UNTIL THE ROOMBA ACCIDENTALLY SUNMONS ADEMON
MEN DONT LISTEN BECAUSE
TITS DON'T TALK
RudeAndDirtyJokes4 RudeAndDirtyJokes4
7 dec 2020
MEN DONT LISTEN BECAUSE TITS DON'T TALK
I want to hear how your voice
sounds while you scream my name
are you planning on fucking me or murdering me
Whatever makes me cum faster
Sent
I want to hear how your voice sounds while you scream my name are you planning on fucking me or murdering me Whatever makes me cum faster Sent
Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low seli teem, first make sure you are not, fact, just sumounded oy assholes.
Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low seli teem, first make sure you are not, fact, just sumounded oy assholes.
Today's 3 year olds can switch on laptops and open their favorite apps
Me? When I! was 3,
I ate mud
DubUp DubUp
3 may
Today's 3 year olds can switch on laptops and open their favorite apps Me? When I! was 3, I ate mud
Be the reason
Someone smiles today.
Or drinks.....
Or masturbates.....
Whatever works.
Be the reason Someone smiles today. Or drinks..... Or masturbates..... Whatever works.
My superpower is picking the
slowest moving line at the grocery store.
My superpower is picking the slowest moving line at the grocery store.
If you laugh at other people's conditions, you will be like them in future!
I'm David
Bill gates.. Hahaha.. Jeff bezos..
Hahaha.. Johnny sins.. Hahaha
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engllist engllist
16 mar
If you laugh at other people's conditions, you will be like them in future! I'm David Bill gates.. Hahaha.. Jeff bezos.. Hahaha.. Johnny sins.. Hahaha Like Reply - Message
You can't change what's happened in your past, so before you let it destroy your future; learn to live with it.
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You can't change what's happened in your past, so before you let it destroy your future; learn to live with it. * -
Listen, will you turn this dang thing of f?
said was sorry,
The_Mad_Edder The_Mad_Edder
20 mar
Listen, will you turn this dang thing of f? said was sorry,
In Tokyo, "The Restaurant of Order Mistakes" opened for a trial period last summer. It hired people with dementia as waiters, and told customers they might get orders wrong.
Customers seemed to enjoy never knowing what they were going to get.
taniaye taniaye
14 mar
In Tokyo, "The Restaurant of Order Mistakes" opened for a trial period last summer. It hired people with dementia as waiters, and told customers they might get orders wrong. Customers seemed to enjoy never knowing what they were going to get.
Friend: "Wanna go out tonight?"
Me: can't, I'm celebrating my dog's birthday"
Friend: "Wanna go out tonight?" Me: can't, I'm celebrating my dog's birthday"
She danced like nobody was watching
But people were watching and she looked like bees were attacking her
best4funny420 best4funny420
10 mar
She danced like nobody was watching But people were watching and she looked like bees were attacking her
Facebook employees going
through my memories so they can ban me for something I posted 6 years ago.
meow meow
15 mar
Facebook employees going through my memories so they can ban me for something I posted 6 years ago.
Karma comes after everyone eventually. You can't get away with screwing people over your whole life, I don't care who you are. What goes around comes around. That's how it works. Sooner or later the universe will serve you the revenge that you deserve.
Karma comes after everyone eventually. You can't get away with screwing people over your whole life, I don't care who you are. What goes around comes around. That's how it works. Sooner or later the universe will serve you the revenge that you deserve.
HUASE age
TAKES UF GARDEMINE
Gargoyle Gargoyle
9 mar
HUASE age TAKES UF GARDEMINE
ARE OFTEN IN THERAPY
PEOPLE IN THERAPY
TO DEAL WITh
THE PEOPLE IN THEIR LIVES
WHO WON'T GO TO THERAPY
ARE OFTEN IN THERAPY PEOPLE IN THERAPY TO DEAL WITh THE PEOPLE IN THEIR LIVES WHO WON'T GO TO THERAPY