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SOMETIMES WISH COULD GET REFUND ON THE TIME I HAVE INVESTED ON PEOPLE THAT WEREN'T WORTH IT.
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Assassinator Assassinator
17 feb
SOMETIMES WISH COULD GET REFUND ON THE TIME I HAVE INVESTED ON PEOPLE THAT WEREN'T WORTH IT. ES
"I couldn't breathe when I slept so I installed a camera"
abdvienne
If this is how I die, I'll be totally okay with
it
"I couldn't breathe when I slept so I installed a camera" abdvienne If this is how I die, I'll be totally okay with it
The faker you are, the bigger your circle will be.
The realer you are, the smaller your circle will be.
These are well known facts.
The faker you are, the bigger your circle will be. The realer you are, the smaller your circle will be. These are well known facts.
The only way stand a chance at winning Jeopardy...
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stable_allday stable_allday
18 mar
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IF SHE HAS A JOB, HER OWN CAR,
PAYS HER BILLS, AND MANAGE TO LIVE COMFORTABLY BEFORE SHE MEETS YOU, UNDERSTAND THAT SHE WANTS LOVALTY, NOT YOUR MONEY.
SHE CAN FINANCE HERSELF
Willow37 Willow37
13 mar
IF SHE HAS A JOB, HER OWN CAR, PAYS HER BILLS, AND MANAGE TO LIVE COMFORTABLY BEFORE SHE MEETS YOU, UNDERSTAND THAT SHE WANTS LOVALTY, NOT YOUR MONEY. SHE CAN FINANCE HERSELF
Woman has too much fun with VR waterslide -ar)
swiss_toptalent swiss_toptalent
17 mar
*Me and my friend in engineering class* My mom: They're probably just goofing off What we're actually doing:
"Your opinion is your opinion.
your perception ur perception. Do not confuse them with 'facts' or truths.'
John Moore
"Your opinion is your opinion. your perception ur perception. Do not confuse them with 'facts' or truths.' John Moore
HUNTIN, FISHIN,
AND ON AMISSION
HUNTIN, FISHIN, AND ON AMISSION
BELIEVERS
It's easier to fool you than convince you you've been fooled
Gargoyle Gargoyle
22 mar
BELIEVERS It's easier to fool you than convince you you've been fooled
Me when try to get hours of sleep in
hrs
"This sum bullshit."
Me when try to get hours of sleep in hrs "This sum bullshit."
unusual things happened with my coffee this morning
WinterSnow WinterSnow
9 mar
unusual things happened with my coffee this morning
DAY Ht
ThE HUWAANS STILL RT
DAY Ht ThE HUWAANS STILL RT
Because
Why they have a lot earthlings to they hide have never use
from each other
telepathy?
Mariwanna Mariwanna
7 mar
Because Why they have a lot earthlings to they hide have never use from each other telepathy?
MY WIFE TELLS ME I NEED GLASSES BUT AS USUAL
'OPTOMETRISA SHE IS WRONG.
RECEPTION
Original Anist
Renradtietanltgites Shell
MY WIFE TELLS ME I NEED GLASSES BUT AS USUAL 'OPTOMETRISA SHE IS WRONG. RECEPTION Original Anist Renradtietanltgites Shell
AS KIDS WE COULDN'T WAIT TO SEE THIS TRUCK COMING UP THE STREET.
AS ADULTS THINGS CHANGE AND THINGS STAY THE SAME!
AS KIDS WE COULDN'T WAIT TO SEE THIS TRUCK COMING UP THE STREET. AS ADULTS THINGS CHANGE AND THINGS STAY THE SAME!
*During sex*
I call you daddy?
Me:
You! nave) to call me \night hawk:
*During sex* I call you daddy? Me: You! nave) to call me \night hawk:
She is an aggressive, yet submissive woman.
This means,
that she will dominate you if you allow her to,
but will submit to you,
if you are respectful,
and masculine enough,
to make her want to.
MIN OFGURNAL
She is an aggressive, yet submissive woman. This means, that she will dominate you if you allow her to, but will submit to you, if you are respectful, and masculine enough, to make her want to. MIN OFGURNAL
Me: The kids haven't eaten their sandwiches
Wife: ok just throw them out
[Later]
Me *helping the kids pack a suitcase* look I'm as surprised as vou are
Me: The kids haven't eaten their sandwiches Wife: ok just throw them out [Later] Me *helping the kids pack a suitcase* look I'm as surprised as vou are