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SURVIVE 250 MPH CRASH
READS DR. SEUSS
Wooderson390 Wooderson390
5 mar
SURVIVE 250 MPH CRASH READS DR. SEUSS
"MEGHAN WHERE ARE YOU, I JUST WANNA TALK!
"MEGHAN WHERE ARE YOU, I JUST WANNA TALK!
* I grab my keys *
My
Where we going bruh
bobbyreuben bobbyreuben
18 mar
* I grab my keys * My Where we going bruh
When my Circle got Smaller
My Vision got Clearer.
There's Strength in Loyalty,
Not Numbers.
<<WOLF SPIRIT>>
janetd janetd
14 mar
When my Circle got Smaller My Vision got Clearer. There's Strength in Loyalty, Not Numbers. <<WOLF SPIRIT>>
Kids complaining they are bored.
Bitch please You lucky this didn't happen in the
80's with only 12 channels no internet,
Netflix or Xbox!
You'd be doing puzzles and playing go fish!
Kids complaining they are bored. Bitch please You lucky this didn't happen in the 80's with only 12 channels no internet, Netflix or Xbox! You'd be doing puzzles and playing go fish!
Sir, it seems you've been drinking. Could you say the alphabet starting with 'M' ?
Malphabet
ff
BearWarrior BearWarrior
21 may
Sir, it seems you've been drinking. Could you say the alphabet starting with 'M' ? Malphabet ff
wy Shorty
"Punch it bro, the lights gray."
70sguy 70sguy
20 mar
wy Shorty "Punch it bro, the lights gray."
am quivering in my boots
gamyGroups gamyGroups
17 mar
am quivering in my boots
40 real squirrels were trained to crack nuts for Charlie & the Chocolate Factory instead of using CGI.
taniaye taniaye
14 mar
40 real squirrels were trained to crack nuts for Charlie & the Chocolate Factory instead of using CGI.
ApacheLonewolf ApacheLonewolf
12 mar
So you're trying to run me over huh? cool watch this!
Types of Cat Loaf
white toasted burnt cinnamon pumpernickel moldy marble rye extra fluffy gluten-free choco-swirl stale whole grain
Pe
Types of Cat Loaf white toasted burnt cinnamon pumpernickel moldy marble rye extra fluffy gluten-free choco-swirl stale whole grain Pe
DiE CSUTIOESEY HA THES OF LIFE
"BECANSE FULKE-
WILE TUE YOu
WITH NO SIGHAL
JerryVanfleet
3 may
DiE CSUTIOESEY HA THES OF LIFE "BECANSE FULKE- WILE TUE YOu WITH NO SIGHAL
ice the fish
Anyone not
LonHylton LonHylton
20 may
ice the fish Anyone not
When a woman says
all"
First of all" in an argument
Run away! She has prepared research, data, charts & graphs to destroy you
Sagacious_Jeff Sagacious_Jeff
18 jun
When a woman says all" First of all" in an argument Run away! She has prepared research, data, charts & graphs to destroy you
IF YOU HAVE GRASS CLIPPINGS AND SNOW IN YOUR YARD THE SAME TIME
YOU MIGHT LIVE IN UTAH!
IF YOU HAVE GRASS CLIPPINGS AND SNOW IN YOUR YARD THE SAME TIME YOU MIGHT LIVE IN UTAH!
Letting my Husband think we dropped the baby in the SNOW
a curb just hit my car... y'all be careful out here
a curb just hit my car... y'all be careful out here
Can't wait to pound your ass tonight
This is David, Sarah's father, not Sarah. You got the numbers mixed up, please be more carful next time.
I didn't get anything mixed up
Stay the fuck away from me
yipikayamofo yipikayamofo
20 mar
Can't wait to pound your ass tonight This is David, Sarah's father, not Sarah. You got the numbers mixed up, please be more carful next time. I didn't get anything mixed up Stay the fuck away from me
"So what do you plan on doing when you retire?"
Me:
Man devotes his life to adopting old dogs who can't find forever homes
"So what do you plan on doing when you retire?" Me: Man devotes his life to adopting old dogs who can't find forever homes
Thanks mom for my Sweet 16 car@
My kids gonna be hurt when they get a 99 Civic. I don't care if it's 2090 they getting a 99 Civic.
Thanks mom for my Sweet 16 car@ My kids gonna be hurt when they get a 99 Civic. I don't care if it's 2090 they getting a 99 Civic.