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The moment when schoel janitor, walks to work, finds out he's getting a new truck from the af
He piayed Led Zeppelin
ahd ie next thing I know
pok ad
He piayed Led Zeppelin ahd ie next thing I know pok ad
And just like that I'm banned from the dinosaur exhibit...
22toomany 22toomany
22 apr
And just like that I'm banned from the dinosaur exhibit...
Life Skills
God is about to bless you beyond your
Imagination.
Amen!
Life Skills God is about to bless you beyond your Imagination. Amen!
This person tried to unlock your Phone
This person tried to unlock your Phone
Every f*cking time
I don't think my pharmacist likes me
DEAAA
EliseWuelling EliseWuelling
5 mar
Every f*cking time I don't think my pharmacist likes me DEAAA
cam ava a Slaaovar
cam ava a Slaaovar
I'm getting old...
I got out of bed and had chest pains...
I looked down and realised
Iwas standing on my
nipples.
Betteboop65 Betteboop65
21 mar
I'm getting old... I got out of bed and had chest pains... I looked down and realised Iwas standing on my nipples.
Tell me he's not smiling
piehole1
14 mar
Tell me he's not smiling
WHO REMEMBERS WIMPY ROM THE "POPEYE" CARTOONS.
WHO REMEMBERS WIMPY ROM THE "POPEYE" CARTOONS.
I BOUGHT MY DOG A SUIT, I DON'T REGRET ANYTHING!
hie ie Gd
I BOUGHT MY DOG A SUIT, I DON'T REGRET ANYTHING! hie ie Gd
nota smart man but lam why would bacteria on Mars he considered "proof of life"
when a HEARTBEAT an Earth ien'tS
nota smart man but lam why would bacteria on Mars he considered "proof of life" when a HEARTBEAT an Earth ien'tS
Extended
Auto Warranty
Telemarketers
MemeCartel MemeCartel
28 feb
Extended Auto Warranty Telemarketers
principal giving me 1 week vacation after I won
a fight in school
All
principal giving me 1 week vacation after I won a fight in school All
Vampires couldn't see their reflections because mirrors used
to be backed with a layer of silver which was considered a 'pure' metal so it didn't interact with vampires.
However, modern mirrors are now backed with aluminum so they would be able to see their reflections.
taniaye taniaye
11 mar
Vampires couldn't see their reflections because mirrors used to be backed with a layer of silver which was considered a 'pure' metal so it didn't interact with vampires. However, modern mirrors are now backed with aluminum so they would be able to see their reflections.
Me planning to finally re-enter the social world and realizing I'd lost all sense of my personal style in 2020
My recurring anxiety about reentering the social world
pe
Me planning to finally re-enter the social world and realizing I'd lost all sense of my personal style in 2020 My recurring anxiety about reentering the social world pe
They left you like you were trash,
And collected you as my treasure...
optimalanimal555 optimalanimal555
18 mar
They left you like you were trash, And collected you as my treasure...
Tan lines in 2020 be like
Vape_Queen Vape_Queen
3 may
Tan lines in 2020 be like
Dear Monday,
Fuck you.
Sincerely, The
World.
Dear Monday, Fuck you. Sincerely, The World.
Teacher: You failed the test
Me: And you failed to educate me
Teacher: Are you talking back?
Me: Yes, that's how conversations works
Teacher:
Teacher: You failed the test Me: And you failed to educate me Teacher: Are you talking back? Me: Yes, that's how conversations works Teacher:
"IF YOU RUN INTO AN
~ ASSHOLE IN THE MORNING -
RAN INTO AN ASSHOLE.
IF YOU RUN INTO ASSHOLES
ALL DAY, YOU'RE THE
ASSHOLE."
taniaye taniaye
11 mar
"IF YOU RUN INTO AN ~ ASSHOLE IN THE MORNING - RAN INTO AN ASSHOLE. IF YOU RUN INTO ASSHOLES ALL DAY, YOU'RE THE ASSHOLE."