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Paranormal investigator: "How long has the scary lady been appearing in your family photos?"
Him: "Ever since I married her,"
Paranormal investigator: "How long has the scary lady been appearing in your family photos?" Him: "Ever since I married her,"
A Vietnam war American sniper volunteered to crawl for 3 days across 2000m of open field containing an enemy headquarters, took a single shot that killed an NVA General and then crawled back out without being spotted.
taniaye taniaye
17 mar
A Vietnam war American sniper volunteered to crawl for 3 days across 2000m of open field containing an enemy headquarters, took a single shot that killed an NVA General and then crawled back out without being spotted.
hate when I forget to press send and I'm sitting there like an idiot waiting for a reply.
SA Wg
hate when I forget to press send and I'm sitting there like an idiot waiting for a reply. SA Wg
When your brother turns off your video game Me:
Chelsea Christian.
So gorgeous!
williamsettle williamsettle
1 may
Chelsea Christian. So gorgeous!
Her: why u keep talking to her after I gave ua look?
Him: what look?
Her: I raised my eyebrows
Him: How am I supposed to know? U draw them shits differently every da-
AlI
KevinPeterson KevinPeterson
13 mar
Her: why u keep talking to her after I gave ua look? Him: what look? Her: I raised my eyebrows Him: How am I supposed to know? U draw them shits differently every da- AlI
Name a book that made you cry
Algebra
potentWheaties potentWheaties
20 mar
Name a book that made you cry Algebra
Spring got us playing a game called
'Plague or Pollen'
Good luck, ya'll!
#ExplainYourSneeze
Spring got us playing a game called 'Plague or Pollen' Good luck, ya'll! #ExplainYourSneeze
Socsey
is
AND IF we
ARE TAL Kine,
BEHAVING In
NON-INCLUSIVE WAY You wiLt BE
EXCLUDED
SleepyGirl
13 mar
Socsey is AND IF we ARE TAL Kine, BEHAVING In NON-INCLUSIVE WAY You wiLt BE EXCLUDED
Tell me he's not smiling
piehole1
14 mar
Tell me he's not smiling
The reason why you haven't found your soul mate is because maybe you don't have a soul.
The reason why you haven't found your soul mate is because maybe you don't have a soul.
to...
Save money
to... Save money
"IF YOU ARE DEPRESSED,
YOU ARE LIVING IN THE PAST. IF YOU ARE ANXIOUS,
YOU ARE LIVING IN THE FUTURE. IF YOU ARE AT PEACE, YOU ARE LIVING IN THE PRESENT."
-LAO TZu-
"IF YOU ARE DEPRESSED, YOU ARE LIVING IN THE PAST. IF YOU ARE ANXIOUS, YOU ARE LIVING IN THE FUTURE. IF YOU ARE AT PEACE, YOU ARE LIVING IN THE PRESENT." -LAO TZu-
The hardened look of a man that just spent 9 months on "the inside'.
The hardened look of a man that just spent 9 months on "the inside'.
How the fuck I get played by somebody who wanted me first
How the fuck I get played by somebody who wanted me first
The world's deadliest weapon...
The world's deadliest weapon...
Karen is not messing around with baggage claim shenanigans
MM,
Karen is not messing around with baggage claim shenanigans MM,
hate how i am a "i have an appointment at so i can't do anything all day" type of person
hate how i am a "i have an appointment at so i can't do anything all day" type of person
I BOUGHT MY DOG A SUIT, I DON'T REGRET ANYTHING!
hie ie Gd
I BOUGHT MY DOG A SUIT, I DON'T REGRET ANYTHING! hie ie Gd
This was on a bathroom stall. Can't stop laughing.
don bean
Sh
taniaye taniaye
7 mar
This was on a bathroom stall. Can't stop laughing. don bean Sh