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When you're in the elevator and you press the button while there's people approaching
Dontboi Dontboi
18 mar
When you're in the elevator and you press the button while there's people approaching
USED TO. CARE
BUT TAKE PILL FOR THAT TAKE NOW
USED TO. CARE BUT TAKE PILL FOR THAT TAKE NOW
Cat figures out Mom is expecting
Ever been in a Car with someone who drives like we have Extra lives?
Ever been in a Car with someone who drives like we have Extra lives?
WHEN WAS A PUR
THAD GNE TOY AND IT AOCTIBE
WHEN WAS A PUR THAD GNE TOY AND IT AOCTIBE
Prince Harry left a whole country for his woman. ....and y'all can't even block a female.
Prince Harry left a whole country for his woman. ....and y'all can't even block a female.
You are not too dirty for God to cleanse.
You are not too broken for God to fix.
You are not too far for God to reach.
You are not too guilty
for God to forgive.
And you are not too worthless for God to forgive. Amen!
jeep2013 jeep2013
9 mar
You are not too dirty for God to cleanse. You are not too broken for God to fix. You are not too far for God to reach. You are not too guilty for God to forgive. And you are not too worthless for God to forgive. Amen!
70sguy 70sguy
19 mar
cf Tik Tok othe tan
Now, I don't know what's going on in this photo, but no matter the species, I recognize the sure signs of a child about to get slapped back into last week.
Now, I don't know what's going on in this photo, but no matter the species, I recognize the sure signs of a child about to get slapped back into last week.
Barbara =
hrs
My toaster caught on fire yesterday and when I realized it there was a flame like two feet high almost touching my cabinets so I panicked and picked it up so it wouldn't catch my cabinets on fire but then I was just standing in my kitchen holding a flaming toaster and my dad saw me and didn't say anything and I didn't know what to do so ran outside with it and threw it at the ground but it was on fire so I picked it up and threw it again and again until it went out but then my grass was on fire so I beat it with a shovel until that went out too. Then I came back inside and my dad was just like
"Whatcha cookin Barb"
Barbara = hrs My toaster caught on fire yesterday and when I realized it there was a flame like two feet high almost touching my cabinets so I panicked and picked it up so it wouldn't catch my cabinets on fire but then I was just standing in my kitchen holding a flaming toaster and my dad saw me and didn't say anything and I didn't know what to do so ran outside with it and threw it at the ground but it was on fire so I picked it up and threw it again and again until it went out but then my grass was on fire so I beat it with a shovel until that went out too. Then I came back inside and my dad was just like "Whatcha cookin Barb"
"This mirror makes me look ripped."
4
"This mirror makes me look ripped." 4
Sex is cool but having her smiling and falling asleep in your arms is better
firmQuotes97 firmQuotes97
20 mar
Sex is cool but having her smiling and falling asleep in your arms is better
Me at my own funeral sharing one more meme before I go to hell
Me at my own funeral sharing one more meme before I go to hell
Always be Thankful to
God because He supplies all your needs.
PatriciaRegis PatriciaRegis
8 mar
Always be Thankful to God because He supplies all your needs.
World record
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if punch myself and it hurts, wedk or strong? weak
Yeeeeeee Yeeeeeee
8 mar
le if punch myself and it hurts, wedk or strong? weak
Go ahead and park like an idiot, I got something for your fancy backup camera
Plaace chock surreundings tor
PASSENGER AIRBAS
Go ahead and park like an idiot, I got something for your fancy backup camera Plaace chock surreundings tor PASSENGER AIRBAS
Somebody's gonna catch your vibe
and love it, be patient.
Somebody's gonna catch your vibe and love it, be patient.
Who's been to ISS before don't lie
Who's been to ISS before don't lie
OUDE UJUST PEED OH THAT.
OUDE UJUST PEED OH THAT.