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ot d tom
@YuckyTom omfg my boss is obsessed with me
bossman
Today AM
Are you coming to work today?
umm was literally just there yesterday??
Read AM
ot d tom @YuckyTom omfg my boss is obsessed with me bossman Today AM Are you coming to work today? umm was literally just there yesterday?? Read AM
Hugh Jackman decided against taking dance lessons when he was 11 years old because his older brother had said that "dancing's for sissies!" Years later, his brother
apologized and encouraged him to pursue his passion.
Jackman signed up for classes the next day and went on to win a Tony Award for Best Actor in a Musical.
Hugh Jackman decided against taking dance lessons when he was 11 years old because his older brother had said that "dancing's for sissies!" Years later, his brother apologized and encouraged him to pursue his passion. Jackman signed up for classes the next day and went on to win a Tony Award for Best Actor in a Musical.
Seeing my irlfriend's boobs or the 47292th time
Seeing my irlfriend's boobs or the 47292th time
THIS IS A POLIGE CAR
IT tS BRIGHTLY COLORED AND MARKED SO IT CAN BE LOCATED BY CITIZENS IN NEED OF HELP
THIS IS A ROAD PIRATE
IT WELL HIDDEN FROM THE PUBLIC SO IT CAN EXTORT AS MUCH REVENUE FROM THEM AS POSSIBLE
robot4h3r robot4h3r
12 mar
THIS IS A POLIGE CAR IT tS BRIGHTLY COLORED AND MARKED SO IT CAN BE LOCATED BY CITIZENS IN NEED OF HELP THIS IS A ROAD PIRATE IT WELL HIDDEN FROM THE PUBLIC SO IT CAN EXTORT AS MUCH REVENUE FROM THEM AS POSSIBLE
THINK MAY HAVE STREAMED THE WRONG ROGER RABBIT MOVIE.
WETINK1
WETINK1 WETINK1
12d
THINK MAY HAVE STREAMED THE WRONG ROGER RABBIT MOVIE. WETINK1
Me ten minutes after showing up for work...
OKAY. THAT'S ENOUGH OF THAT.
mellow_5life mellow_5life
14 mar
Me ten minutes after showing up for work... OKAY. THAT'S ENOUGH OF THAT.
When someone honks at me for no reason
You wanna go
When someone honks at me for no reason You wanna go
Don't call yourself an American if you've never been shitfaced at a
Waffle House or Denny's at San
PapaLegba PapaLegba
22 jun
Don't call yourself an American if you've never been shitfaced at a Waffle House or Denny's at San
March 2021
Almost the same as March 2020 except now we have toilet paper.
March 2021 Almost the same as March 2020 except now we have toilet paper.
dy Joan Meiners, @beecycies PhD =
I just got an email from my grade biology teacher congratulating me on my PhD. She helped me do a science fair project on the antioxidant content of honey that made me believe I could be a scientist when I grew up.
Mentorship, and representation, really does matter. =
dy Joan Meiners, @beecycies PhD = I just got an email from my grade biology teacher congratulating me on my PhD. She helped me do a science fair project on the antioxidant content of honey that made me believe I could be a scientist when I grew up. Mentorship, and representation, really does matter. =
Hi, I finished my free trial of adulthood
and I'm no longer interested so I would like to cancel my subscription. Is there a manager I can speak to?
Louie888 Louie888
7 mar
Hi, I finished my free trial of adulthood and I'm no longer interested so I would like to cancel my subscription. Is there a manager I can speak to?
I WAS NO LONGER ABLE TO FIND OUT WHAT THE PROBLEM WAS AND MY CAT DECIDED TO HELP ME
I WAS NO LONGER ABLE TO FIND OUT WHAT THE PROBLEM WAS AND MY CAT DECIDED TO HELP ME
When he puts it in the wrong hole and you remember you had Taco
Bell for lunch
JerryVanfleet
18 may
When he puts it in the wrong hole and you remember you had Taco Bell for lunch
You get sucked into a SO TV time warp and must live with one family. Choose wisely.
hungry90spage hungry90spage
20 mar
You get sucked into a SO TV time warp and must live with one family. Choose wisely.
Anyone else be seeing these things floating around in your eye?
Anyone else be seeing these things floating around in your eye?
O FANT IS TRUST OURSELF The WATER.
OU SWIM YOU DON'T GRAB P WATER BECAUSE YOU DO VOU WILL SINK AND DROWN NSTEAD YOU RELAX AND FLOAT
O FANT IS TRUST OURSELF The WATER. OU SWIM YOU DON'T GRAB P WATER BECAUSE YOU DO VOU WILL SINK AND DROWN NSTEAD YOU RELAX AND FLOAT
IT TOOK YOU 10
MINUTES TO GET HOME
GOOGLE MAPS SAYS IT TAKES 8. WHO IS SHE?!
IT TOOK YOU 10 MINUTES TO GET HOME GOOGLE MAPS SAYS IT TAKES 8. WHO IS SHE?!
HOLY SHT
GONE HEED A GIGGER DIGPER!
Louie888 Louie888
12 mar
HOLY SHT GONE HEED A GIGGER DIGPER!
What in the world?! Made you look!
jokegroupbyWTlist jokegroupbyWTlist
15 mar
What in the world?! Made you look!
Opening day of Zucchini Season!
Opening day of Zucchini Season!