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Tik TOK When going to the toilet
DON WANT The NE TO SEE THE GOO
IN ME. I WANT SOMEONE
WHO SEE THE BAD AND
STILL WANT ME.
JennyGoff
24 mar
DON WANT The NE TO SEE THE GOO IN ME. I WANT SOMEONE WHO SEE THE BAD AND STILL WANT ME.
When your friend makes a mean joke but you love it cause you're also evil
When your friend makes a mean joke but you love it cause you're also evil
SOON'T GIVE THEM THERE THINGS YOU WISHED YOU HAD)
TEACH THEM ALL THE THINGS YOU WISH YOU KNEW
Seraphim Seraphim
8 mar
SOON'T GIVE THEM THERE THINGS YOU WISHED YOU HAD) TEACH THEM ALL THE THINGS YOU WISH YOU KNEW
MCDONALSS SHOULD HAVE A SRD WINDOW,
WHERE YOU CAN. TRADE IN ALL THE WRONG SHIT THEY GAVE
VORA TT TUC
MCDONALSS SHOULD HAVE A SRD WINDOW, WHERE YOU CAN. TRADE IN ALL THE WRONG SHIT THEY GAVE VORA TT TUC
Let's see the easter bunny they said
Let's see the easter bunny they said
Dad Jokes
@Dadsaysjokes
My wife hated my impulse purchase of
an expensive revolving chair, but then she sat on it.
Eventually she came around.
Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes My wife hated my impulse purchase of an expensive revolving chair, but then she sat on it. Eventually she came around.
Socsey
is
AND IF we
ARE TAL Kine,
BEHAVING In
NON-INCLUSIVE WAY You wiLt BE
EXCLUDED
SleepyGirl
13 mar
Socsey is AND IF we ARE TAL Kine, BEHAVING In NON-INCLUSIVE WAY You wiLt BE EXCLUDED
"Runneth up bitch"
want theen hende:
"Runneth up bitch" want theen hende:
An old man was eating in a truck stop when three rough-looking bikers walked in. As they passed the old man, the first biker pushed his cigarette into the old man's pie, then laughed and took a seat at the counter. The second biker picked up the old man's milk and spit into it. The third biker turned over the old man's plate before joining the others at the counter.
Without saying a word to the laughing bikers, the old man put his money down, got up, and left the diner. One of the bikers said to the waitress, " Not much of a man, was he?"
The waitress replied," Not much of a truck driver either. He just backed his big rig over three motorcycles!"
An old man was eating in a truck stop when three rough-looking bikers walked in. As they passed the old man, the first biker pushed his cigarette into the old man's pie, then laughed and took a seat at the counter. The second biker picked up the old man's milk and spit into it. The third biker turned over the old man's plate before joining the others at the counter. Without saying a word to the laughing bikers, the old man put his money down, got up, and left the diner. One of the bikers said to the waitress, " Not much of a man, was he?" The waitress replied," Not much of a truck driver either. He just backed his big rig over three motorcycles!"
When you say a swear word and turn around and there's a teacher behind you.
TopHat TopHat
9 mar
When you say a swear word and turn around and there's a teacher behind you.
IT AMAZES ME HOW MUCH OF MY DAILY ENERGY GOES INTO TRYING NOT TO BE A BITCH.
@KAREN.DISAPPROVES
IT AMAZES ME HOW MUCH OF MY DAILY ENERGY GOES INTO TRYING NOT TO BE A BITCH. @KAREN.DISAPPROVES
Always leove your horel room like this.
BeardedFatGuy BeardedFatGuy
25 jun
Always leove your horel room like this.
Lily out here lookin thicc.
Never knew stood for
Ass Thighs & Tiddies.
someCrazytards someCrazytards
21 mar
Lily out here lookin thicc. Never knew stood for Ass Thighs & Tiddies.
Bikini Baristas Have Taken Over the
Pacific Northwest
Bikini Baristas Have Taken Over the Pacific Northwest
Two photos taken an nour apart... before and after
adoption.
Two photos taken an nour apart... before and after adoption.
ardi B makes music for girls who say "my kid are my world" when the I
grandmother has custod
crazychic crazychic
19 mar
ardi B makes music for girls who say "my kid are my world" when the I grandmother has custod
My kids would still ask me
what's for dinner.
My kids would still ask me what's for dinner.
CHICKEN. FRIED. BACON.
THAT IS ALL.
CHICKEN. FRIED. BACON. THAT IS ALL.
BOOBS ARE LIKE KIOS TOYS
THE? RRE FUN TO PLAY WITH BUT
OUT
BoneKing69 BoneKing69
12 may
BOOBS ARE LIKE KIOS TOYS THE? RRE FUN TO PLAY WITH BUT OUT
"Ish that peesha?
pure_dogsare pure_dogsare
13 mar
"Ish that peesha?